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dramadramaduck2012-12-23 06:22 pm
king_bowser) wrote in dramadramaduck2012-12-23 06:22 pm
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[accidental video]
[Dated to just a few minutes after the second part of this post. The video opens with Bowser outside his castle, standing in the snow and shouting orders to his minions to get inside immediately.]
[After a few minutes, the troops stop pouring in. Bowser turns back inside, where Kammy Koopa is waiting with a scroll and a pen.]
Bowser: Is that everyone?
Kammy: Hardly, sire. We're still missing about fifty troops out there.
Bowser: Stay here in case they come back.
Kammy: Yes, sir. (reviews her notes on the scroll again)
[Bowser jumps into the Koopa Kopter and flies out into the cold again. The camera doesn't follow.]
[The Koopa Troopa we saw recording the first half of the previous post steps forward.]
Koopa: Kammy, ma'am? [She looks up from her notes.] What happens if he doesn't find them?
Kammy: He'll keep looking, Sheldon.
Sheldon (looking out across the snow-covered, virus-induced ground): Why is this happening?
Kammy: I don't know. (rests a hand on Sheldon's shoulder) But he'll protect us, you know.
Sheldon (looking more worried about Bowser): Yeah, I kn--
[The camera suddenly jumps to Bowser in his Koopa Kopter, racing through the snowfall in search of his troops. He seems to spot something and squints to see it better. Then his eyes widen.]
[The camera switches to show a large snow fort with Koopas, Goombas, and Hammer Bros inside, throwing snowballs and hammers at the onslaught of living snow-Koopas and snow-Goombas. Bowser in his Kopter is visible in the background, zooming closer. He leaps from the Kopter onto some of the snow-creatures, letting the Kopter crash into the ground beyond.]
Goomba (relieved): Lord Bowser!
[The snow-creations begin attacking Bowser instead of tearing down the makeshift fort. He proceeds to (in the words of SuperJeenius) make with the stomping of them.]
Bowser (throwing a snow-Goomba against the fort, knocking part of the wall down): Get to the castle! [They stare for a moment.] What're you waiting for? GO! [They run.]
[The snow-Koopas and -Goombas begin re-forming themselves after being stomped, but Bowser keeps on hitting them and breathing fire at them. Just when it seems he's all but won, a large, snow-made version of Bowser kicks him from behind. Bowser goes sprawling forward, collapsing the fort the rest of the way.]
[As Bowser begins to stand up and shake off the snow, snow-Bowser grabs his tail and pulls him out the rest of the way. Before Bowser can react, he's being swung around and thrown through the air. He slams into the ground, tumbling for a few seconds and kicking up the snow in every direction. This time, he turns his head before standing and spots the figure of snow-Bowser hurtling through the air toward him. Bowser flips over onto his back and delivers a mighty kick to the walking pile of snow, demolishing one of its arms and sending it spinning off into the ground.]
[He doesn't give his frozen counterpart time to react. He immediately springs to his feet and charges, billowing fire as he gets closer. The snow clone (having by now re-formed its missing arm) nimbly ducks under Bowser's fire and trips him. Bowser slides to a stop. Suspecting his foe would follow up with an attack right away, Bowser pushes off from the ground toward his adversary to catch it off-guard. Instead of landing on the ground for an attack on Bowser, the snow clone crashes straight into Bowser's spiked shell. Bowser's force causing them to flip over, pinning the snow creature beneath him.]
[This is less effective than it appears at first. The snow-king lifts Bowser off and stands, a menacing expression on its face. Bowser tries to get free, move his center of gravity, but it doesn't work. He's caught, and his captor is walking toward the edge of the floating island.]
[Suddenly, it's hit from behind, stumbling forward and dropping Bowser. The camera turns a little to see a familiar Koopa with a red shell. The Star Rod, having been jostled around a lot in Bowser's shell this fight, has found its way to one of the arm-holes and slides just to the edge of the island.]
[Sheldon opens his mouth to speak to Bowser, but he's cut short by the snow clone grabbing him and flinging him out toward the edge of the island. Sheldon clips the Star Rod and plummets with it toward Toad Town below.]
Bowser (jumping to his feet): Private Sheldon!
[Rather than turning to see his enemy's reaction, Bowser leaps off the edge and ducks into his shell to catch up to the falling Troopa. Once he's close enough, he grabs Sheldon.]
Bowser: Duck and run!
[Sheldon ducks into his shell, and Bowser punts him back upward onto the island. As soon as Sheldon lands, he slides under a punch from the snow-king and makes a dash for the castle. The camera focuses again on Bowser.]
[Bowser closes his eyes for a few moments and spreads his body out, but a bright glint of something crosses his face, and he opens his eyes again. The Star Rod is falling with him, right in front of his face.]
Bowser (grinning): Oh, you gotta be kidding me.
[The camera again focuses on Kammy Koopa inside the castle, once again checking her roll call as the last few troops come in.]
Kammy: Where's Lord Bowser?
Goomba: We were under attack by the snow guys we made! He saved us and stayed behind to fight them!
Kammy: And Private Sheldon? [The Goomba looks a little confused and concerned.] You didn't see him go past you?
Goomba: No, we didn't see--
[The Koopa Kopter flies in, piloted by Sheldon.]
Sheldon (frantically and awkwardly attempting to land the Kopter): King Bowser jumped off the edge to save me! I tried to get to him, but that copy kept me from him!
[There is suddenly a flash of light, and Bowser is standing just outside the castle doors, the Star Rod in his hand.]
Everyone else present: Sire! [Some of them start to move toward him excitedly.]
Bowser (running inside himself): Stay inside!
[Snow-Bowser can be seen in the distance running toward the castle furiously. Bowser aims the Star Rod at it, and it starts glowing. Suddenly, he aims it down at the ground outside the castle, and in a blinding flash of light, the ground evaporates with the unformed snow. All the snow-creatures fall, but the camera focuses on snow-Bowser. When it hits the Toad Town streets, it splatters into a thin layer of snow that immediately starts melting.]
[The camera then moves a few feet away and focuses on a pipe near Toad Town's western gate. A vaguely plumber-shaped white blur falls into the pipe. The video ends. Roughly an hour later, Bowser signs back into chat, unaware any of this has been posted.]
[After a few minutes, the troops stop pouring in. Bowser turns back inside, where Kammy Koopa is waiting with a scroll and a pen.]
Bowser: Is that everyone?
Kammy: Hardly, sire. We're still missing about fifty troops out there.
Bowser: Stay here in case they come back.
Kammy: Yes, sir. (reviews her notes on the scroll again)
[Bowser jumps into the Koopa Kopter and flies out into the cold again. The camera doesn't follow.]
[The Koopa Troopa we saw recording the first half of the previous post steps forward.]
Koopa: Kammy, ma'am? [She looks up from her notes.] What happens if he doesn't find them?
Kammy: He'll keep looking, Sheldon.
Sheldon (looking out across the snow-covered, virus-induced ground): Why is this happening?
Kammy: I don't know. (rests a hand on Sheldon's shoulder) But he'll protect us, you know.
Sheldon (looking more worried about Bowser): Yeah, I kn--
[The camera suddenly jumps to Bowser in his Koopa Kopter, racing through the snowfall in search of his troops. He seems to spot something and squints to see it better. Then his eyes widen.]
[The camera switches to show a large snow fort with Koopas, Goombas, and Hammer Bros inside, throwing snowballs and hammers at the onslaught of living snow-Koopas and snow-Goombas. Bowser in his Kopter is visible in the background, zooming closer. He leaps from the Kopter onto some of the snow-creatures, letting the Kopter crash into the ground beyond.]
Goomba (relieved): Lord Bowser!
[The snow-creations begin attacking Bowser instead of tearing down the makeshift fort. He proceeds to (in the words of SuperJeenius) make with the stomping of them.]
Bowser (throwing a snow-Goomba against the fort, knocking part of the wall down): Get to the castle! [They stare for a moment.] What're you waiting for? GO! [They run.]
[The snow-Koopas and -Goombas begin re-forming themselves after being stomped, but Bowser keeps on hitting them and breathing fire at them. Just when it seems he's all but won, a large, snow-made version of Bowser kicks him from behind. Bowser goes sprawling forward, collapsing the fort the rest of the way.]
[As Bowser begins to stand up and shake off the snow, snow-Bowser grabs his tail and pulls him out the rest of the way. Before Bowser can react, he's being swung around and thrown through the air. He slams into the ground, tumbling for a few seconds and kicking up the snow in every direction. This time, he turns his head before standing and spots the figure of snow-Bowser hurtling through the air toward him. Bowser flips over onto his back and delivers a mighty kick to the walking pile of snow, demolishing one of its arms and sending it spinning off into the ground.]
[He doesn't give his frozen counterpart time to react. He immediately springs to his feet and charges, billowing fire as he gets closer. The snow clone (having by now re-formed its missing arm) nimbly ducks under Bowser's fire and trips him. Bowser slides to a stop. Suspecting his foe would follow up with an attack right away, Bowser pushes off from the ground toward his adversary to catch it off-guard. Instead of landing on the ground for an attack on Bowser, the snow clone crashes straight into Bowser's spiked shell. Bowser's force causing them to flip over, pinning the snow creature beneath him.]
[This is less effective than it appears at first. The snow-king lifts Bowser off and stands, a menacing expression on its face. Bowser tries to get free, move his center of gravity, but it doesn't work. He's caught, and his captor is walking toward the edge of the floating island.]
[Suddenly, it's hit from behind, stumbling forward and dropping Bowser. The camera turns a little to see a familiar Koopa with a red shell. The Star Rod, having been jostled around a lot in Bowser's shell this fight, has found its way to one of the arm-holes and slides just to the edge of the island.]
[Sheldon opens his mouth to speak to Bowser, but he's cut short by the snow clone grabbing him and flinging him out toward the edge of the island. Sheldon clips the Star Rod and plummets with it toward Toad Town below.]
Bowser (jumping to his feet): Private Sheldon!
[Rather than turning to see his enemy's reaction, Bowser leaps off the edge and ducks into his shell to catch up to the falling Troopa. Once he's close enough, he grabs Sheldon.]
Bowser: Duck and run!
[Sheldon ducks into his shell, and Bowser punts him back upward onto the island. As soon as Sheldon lands, he slides under a punch from the snow-king and makes a dash for the castle. The camera focuses again on Bowser.]
[Bowser closes his eyes for a few moments and spreads his body out, but a bright glint of something crosses his face, and he opens his eyes again. The Star Rod is falling with him, right in front of his face.]
Bowser (grinning): Oh, you gotta be kidding me.
[The camera again focuses on Kammy Koopa inside the castle, once again checking her roll call as the last few troops come in.]
Kammy: Where's Lord Bowser?
Goomba: We were under attack by the snow guys we made! He saved us and stayed behind to fight them!
Kammy: And Private Sheldon? [The Goomba looks a little confused and concerned.] You didn't see him go past you?
Goomba: No, we didn't see--
[The Koopa Kopter flies in, piloted by Sheldon.]
Sheldon (frantically and awkwardly attempting to land the Kopter): King Bowser jumped off the edge to save me! I tried to get to him, but that copy kept me from him!
[There is suddenly a flash of light, and Bowser is standing just outside the castle doors, the Star Rod in his hand.]
Everyone else present: Sire! [Some of them start to move toward him excitedly.]
Bowser (running inside himself): Stay inside!
[Snow-Bowser can be seen in the distance running toward the castle furiously. Bowser aims the Star Rod at it, and it starts glowing. Suddenly, he aims it down at the ground outside the castle, and in a blinding flash of light, the ground evaporates with the unformed snow. All the snow-creatures fall, but the camera focuses on snow-Bowser. When it hits the Toad Town streets, it splatters into a thin layer of snow that immediately starts melting.]
[The camera then moves a few feet away and focuses on a pipe near Toad Town's western gate. A vaguely plumber-shaped white blur falls into the pipe. The video ends. Roughly an hour later, Bowser signs back into chat, unaware any of this has been posted.]