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[brigading]

Okay.

Which one of you idiots is the hacker or cracker that's trying to infiltrate my SOS Brigade and ruin it? I can't even get to the homepage now!

And you better fess up, because I know you're out there. I won't allow my SOS Brigade to get disbanded because some stupid person on the internet destroyed the most important thing: the website, website!

I won't accept any 'I don't know what you're talking about' or 'I'm innocent'!

Got it?

(OOC: Anyone who wants to say that they're the hacker/cracker is free to do so! Especially since I think it would be hilarious. ^^;)

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[tenminutes]

I'm Yuri. Yuri or Yurippe are both fine, it's up to you.

[ Yuri leans back a bit, twisting a strand of hair while she continues. ]

I'm sure everyone's already gone through the whole "welcome back" speeches and the "this isn't what you think it is" and things like "This is an interdimensional internet community" and viruses right? Anyone try to prove anything yet?

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[brigading]

Well, some person just showed up by coming through my bookshelf, but that's all that's been proven.

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[tenminutes]

I can come get you too-- though mine'll open up a door out of nowhere, not through a bookcase. I can take you other places too. Also I'm dead and my boyfriend's a sorcerer. Oh! And there'll probably be a virus eventually, but they usually don't happen this close to the beginning of the month.

[brigading]

That sounds kind of interesting, really...

But wait! What do you mean 'virus'? It doesn't sound like you're talking about the normal computer virus or sickness virus.

[tenminutes]

[ A facepalm from Yuri and a sigh. ]

People are still doing that thing where they leave out the important parts. Think of it like random, crazy stuff that happens inexplicably without limits or long-term consequences besides really good or bad memories. Also sometimes we don't know they're happening, like ones where we're like.. alternate-universe versions of ourselves. Other things like suddenly truth or dares becoming solid fact no matter what they are, people turning into cats or other animals or suddenly the weather is attached to your emotions... Most recently a bunch of people got attacked by killer snow monsters! Got it?

[brigading]

I think I've got it. And even though it sounds kind of weird, it also sounds really, really exciting, too!

[tenminutes]

Sometimes! Sometimes it sucks beyond belief, but it's never permanent so that's nothing to worry about. Also people will get really pissy about things that happen sometimes, so unless you're trying to piss people off, don't tell them that they should just relax about it because it wasn't real, whether they're being morons or not.

[brigading]

Oh, don't worry. I wouldn't do something as stupid as that.

[tenminutes]

I consider it less stupid, more rude. Though it's probably both.

[brigading]

Of course it's both. That much should already be obvious!

[tenminutes]

Anyway, do you have any other questions?

[brigading]

Just one. How does somebody obtain these 'worldhops' that people have been talking about?

[tenminutes]

Maybe try talking to Greed? He likes it when people do things for him, so you could probably work out a trade and he could try to get you one. I made mine, but that way's a pain in the butt so I'm not doing it just so someone else can have one.

[brigading]

It must be hard to actually make one. And though I hate to suck up to people, I'll probably end up just doing this once.

[tenminutes]

If they were easy, everyone and their dog would have one.

[brigading]

And that'd be pretty bad. I mean, it could mean a huge crisis if that happened, you know!

[tenminutes]

Well yeah, there are bad guys on this community too.