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[pinkhatwishing]

[Timmy sits at his computer at home. He looks a little bored, until suddenly he looks a little suprised] The duck community? Hey it's back! I can see the community again! Hi!

[He smiles widely] I couldn't see the community for a while, it was like it had dissapeared or something. I don't really know. I think the last time I posted it was the last day of school for me. I got my award! [He holds up a dented medal] Pretty neat, huh?

I had an awesome Christmas and break from school, but I'm back at school now which sucks. Have I missed much? Anything cool happen while I was away?

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[crackpotcrocker]

Turner?!

What are you doing here?

And for that matter why the HECK are you not doing the homework I assigned?!

[defendsearth]

Timmy, had I known you where coming back I would had sent over a Christmas present... Sorry. I just wasn't sure what happened with your world since I hadn't seen you or your goldfish for awhile.

Congratulations by the way.

Gee, lots of things have happened. Where to begin...

[pinkhatwishing]

[He frowns. He almost forgot that you were here. Yup, he's ignoring the homework comment too] What do you mean what am I doing here?

[pinkhatwishing]

[He grins]Hi Dib. It's cool, I wasn't sure that I would be able to come back. It just wasn't working for me, it really sucked. I was going to send you something too from my goldfish and I. Maybe we can meet up or something, that would be cool.

Thanks!

Like what? Anything cool?

[crackpotcrocker]

I'm the adult AND your teacher. I'll ask the questions around here. [Leans in. Closeup and speaks slowly]

Now answer mine, Turner.

[pinkhatwishing]

[The frown turns into a slight glare] Same reason why you are here in the duck community, duh! Not the first time you've spoken to me on here anyway, Mr Crocker.

[crackpotcrocker]

[Glare contest!]

Yes, I - KNOW! [Slight twitch] But it's been an awful long time since you've been around here, Turner.

[Beat]

Send your homework to me right this instant! What's that? You can't? Because you've been goofing off on the computer?

In that case I'm doubling your homework assignment tomorrow, Turner. ALL OF IT IS DUE TOMORROW!

And I want you rewrite everyone - twice.

[Maniacal laugh] The only hope you have to get finished is receiving help from your - FAIRY GODPARENTS!

[pinkhatwishing]

[Still glaring here and even more so when Crocker doubles his homework What?! That's not fair!

How many times do I have to tell you I DO NOT have Fairy Godparents!

[crackpotcrocker]

Triple homework, Turner. [You just stepped right in that one you know]

[Pauses and mumbles to himself] I'm going to need more F's.

[Before exclaiming like a crazy] ADMIT IT! ADMIT IT! ADMIT IT!

[pinkhatwishing]

[He grumbles in frustration]

No! There's nothing to admit! You are CRAZY!

[crackpotcrocker]

Says you! And several professional psychologists but that's besides the point.

[Pause. He doesn't say anything. Not a word. Rather his upper lip curls over his horrible teeth as Denzel mouths but doesn't utter. I hate you. Though even without saying it, it's rather obvoius. Though, Timmy may not know how far this hate actually goes. All the way back into the past that Crocker doesn't remember when some pink hatted child took away his fairies... Expect on some level Crocker does remember that.]

[pinkhatwishing]

[Timmydoesn't like that face, he's actually a little disturbed by that. He accidently on purpose knocks over a pink and green pencil and rubber off of his desk] Whoops.

[Cue Timmy ducking under the desk and wishing for Crocker to have the runs. That'll teach you for the triple homework. He sits back at the desk trying not to smile]

[crackpotcrocker]

[Mumbling] ^{One of these days, I, Mr. Crocker am going to find a way into Timmy Turner's house and -}

Where'd he go?! Where'd he go?! [Crocker's face is plasticed against the screen that is till Turner resurfaces. At the wish, well Cosmo takes the runs too literally and like magic Crocker's feet begin to move on their own. Just as Crocker backs away and exclaims] Ah ha! There you are -

[Before crashing into the computer and then crashing all over the room and out the window. As he falls from two stories screams]

I'LL SEE YOU TOMORROW MORNING, TURNER! [and then just screams]

[CRASH]

[pinkhatwishing]

[Ok, not what he had in mind but that works too]

[crackpotcrocker]

[In any other world, Denzel would had broken some bones from that second story fall and left to lie till someone found him. However, in his world he can recover quite quickly. (since there's no injury plot involved) After a few minutes Timmy will begin to hear nerdy huffing noises as Crocker uses his long and disguisting finger nails, to climb his way back up. His finger nails finally appear clinging to the window still, at the very least the glass was already broken before he had gone though it and very slowly and painfully Denzel pulls himself up and then slides to the floor on his stomach. Where for a moment or two he stays, as he catches his breath]

[pinkhatwishing]

[Well, Timmy relaxs a little. It doesn't last for long when he hears huffing. Oh crud, well that didn't work. Timmy watches as Crocker is on the floor catching his breath after that fall]

[crackpotcrocker]

[Finally, Denzel catches his breath and looks up from the floor at the computer. Grinding his teeth, his hair trigger temper kicks in and blood boiling because of his anger at Turner, makes the entire room go boom in a cloud of smoke. When that settles Crocker is on his feet, in only his heart printed boxers, socks and sock suspensers. Yes, heart printed boxers. He quickly, out of embarrassment and shame of his rather lean, boney and deformed nerd body, walks sideways off camera. As he also uses his hands to cover up the a certain area on his boxers. Not that he needs too, after all his boxers are on.

Quickly jumps back on screen in his formal and usual nerdy attire and approaches the camera but not to speak to Turner but to anyone else. Like a crazed manic]

Did you see all of that?! DID YOU?! DID YOU?! He wished that would happen. Turner wished that I would run and I did.

[Before finally meeting his eyes dead lock with his moral enemy]

I know you used your fairies Turner.

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[king_bowser]

[Bowser watches all of this in amused silence, until Crocker starts raving about the wishing, at which point Bowser's face lights up, turns maniacal for a moment, then returns to normal.]

You started running because a kid wished you to? Is he your king? Or do you mean a wish more like... this?

[Waving the Star Rod at Crocker on the screen, Bowser wishes he was covered in ultra-hot hot sauce, the kind that stings just to touch, let along eat... or wear. The Star Rod glows for a moment, then...]

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[crackpotcrocker]

[At the laughing Denzel takes his gaze away from Turner for a moment. Someone had heard him ranting and replied finally?]

YES! Yes, I mean no.

[Crocker watches. Blinks a few times before exclaiming] EXACTLY! [In a deranged way he'd say FAIRY GODPARENTS!]

[defendsearth]

Grins back] Yeah, this place likes to do that. [Not going to go into how he's lost a few friends because of that just matters that Timmy is back]

...I wonder what causes the connecting and disconnecting....

I'm kinda in the middle of something but after I'm done with that alien, sure.

Let's see.. Shortly after you disappeared people started acting strangely, more than usual. They started saying in the name of something I will punish you. Like some kind of superhero dialogue.

After that, people started to publicly announce their issues.

Then everyone went to college, I got to be grown up for a short while.

The best was the most recent, it started snowing and if you build snowmen they came to life.

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[king_bowser]

[And then the hot sauce hits, covering every inch of Crocker that's not already covered.]

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[crackpotcrocker]

[Denzel screams in agony and runs around trying to wipe the sauce off]

[king_bowser]

[Bowser laughs heartily, then a tub of solid ice appears in Crocker's room.]

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[mitsukuni]

Hiiiiiiiiiiiiii!!!

You like pink?

[pinkhatwishing]

Maybe the ducks have something to do with it.

Ok, cool, let me know!

That sounds kind dumb, but being a superhero would be cool. What was it like being grown up? Snowmen that came to life? That's pretty cool.