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[pinkhatwishing]

[Timmy sits at his computer at home. He looks a little bored, until suddenly he looks a little suprised] The duck community? Hey it's back! I can see the community again! Hi!

[He smiles widely] I couldn't see the community for a while, it was like it had dissapeared or something. I don't really know. I think the last time I posted it was the last day of school for me. I got my award! [He holds up a dented medal] Pretty neat, huh?

I had an awesome Christmas and break from school, but I'm back at school now which sucks. Have I missed much? Anything cool happen while I was away?

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[crackpotcrocker]

Says you! And several professional psychologists but that's besides the point.

[Pause. He doesn't say anything. Not a word. Rather his upper lip curls over his horrible teeth as Denzel mouths but doesn't utter. I hate you. Though even without saying it, it's rather obvoius. Though, Timmy may not know how far this hate actually goes. All the way back into the past that Crocker doesn't remember when some pink hatted child took away his fairies... Expect on some level Crocker does remember that.]

[pinkhatwishing]

[Timmydoesn't like that face, he's actually a little disturbed by that. He accidently on purpose knocks over a pink and green pencil and rubber off of his desk] Whoops.

[Cue Timmy ducking under the desk and wishing for Crocker to have the runs. That'll teach you for the triple homework. He sits back at the desk trying not to smile]

[crackpotcrocker]

[Mumbling] ^{One of these days, I, Mr. Crocker am going to find a way into Timmy Turner's house and -}

Where'd he go?! Where'd he go?! [Crocker's face is plasticed against the screen that is till Turner resurfaces. At the wish, well Cosmo takes the runs too literally and like magic Crocker's feet begin to move on their own. Just as Crocker backs away and exclaims] Ah ha! There you are -

[Before crashing into the computer and then crashing all over the room and out the window. As he falls from two stories screams]

I'LL SEE YOU TOMORROW MORNING, TURNER! [and then just screams]

[CRASH]

[pinkhatwishing]

[Ok, not what he had in mind but that works too]

[crackpotcrocker]

[In any other world, Denzel would had broken some bones from that second story fall and left to lie till someone found him. However, in his world he can recover quite quickly. (since there's no injury plot involved) After a few minutes Timmy will begin to hear nerdy huffing noises as Crocker uses his long and disguisting finger nails, to climb his way back up. His finger nails finally appear clinging to the window still, at the very least the glass was already broken before he had gone though it and very slowly and painfully Denzel pulls himself up and then slides to the floor on his stomach. Where for a moment or two he stays, as he catches his breath]

[pinkhatwishing]

[Well, Timmy relaxs a little. It doesn't last for long when he hears huffing. Oh crud, well that didn't work. Timmy watches as Crocker is on the floor catching his breath after that fall]

[crackpotcrocker]

[Finally, Denzel catches his breath and looks up from the floor at the computer. Grinding his teeth, his hair trigger temper kicks in and blood boiling because of his anger at Turner, makes the entire room go boom in a cloud of smoke. When that settles Crocker is on his feet, in only his heart printed boxers, socks and sock suspensers. Yes, heart printed boxers. He quickly, out of embarrassment and shame of his rather lean, boney and deformed nerd body, walks sideways off camera. As he also uses his hands to cover up the a certain area on his boxers. Not that he needs too, after all his boxers are on.

Quickly jumps back on screen in his formal and usual nerdy attire and approaches the camera but not to speak to Turner but to anyone else. Like a crazed manic]

Did you see all of that?! DID YOU?! DID YOU?! He wished that would happen. Turner wished that I would run and I did.

[Before finally meeting his eyes dead lock with his moral enemy]

I know you used your fairies Turner.

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[king_bowser]

[Bowser watches all of this in amused silence, until Crocker starts raving about the wishing, at which point Bowser's face lights up, turns maniacal for a moment, then returns to normal.]

You started running because a kid wished you to? Is he your king? Or do you mean a wish more like... this?

[Waving the Star Rod at Crocker on the screen, Bowser wishes he was covered in ultra-hot hot sauce, the kind that stings just to touch, let along eat... or wear. The Star Rod glows for a moment, then...]

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[crackpotcrocker]

[At the laughing Denzel takes his gaze away from Turner for a moment. Someone had heard him ranting and replied finally?]

YES! Yes, I mean no.

[Crocker watches. Blinks a few times before exclaiming] EXACTLY! [In a deranged way he'd say FAIRY GODPARENTS!]

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[king_bowser]

[And then the hot sauce hits, covering every inch of Crocker that's not already covered.]

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[crackpotcrocker]

[Denzel screams in agony and runs around trying to wipe the sauce off]

[king_bowser]

[Bowser laughs heartily, then a tub of solid ice appears in Crocker's room.]

[pinkhatwishing]

[Timmy was about to yell about the fairies comment until Crocker exploded with rage and is now in his boxers. He doesn't want to see that, thanks. Then in the sudden turn of events he is just watching this unfold in awe. First with the hot sauce and then with the block of ice] Woah!

[crackpotcrocker]

[In which Denzel in his sheering hot and spicy pain runs right into the block of ice and melts the block of ice. Which washes off the sauce but then floods the room briefly. Denzel finally gasps for breath.]

WHAT WAS THAT ALL ABOUT?! [Eyeing Turner and Bowser he wasn't sure exactly which one was responsible]

[king_bowser]

[Bowser turns to the window he sees Timmy in, looking fairly pleased with himself.]

(pointing at Crocker) This guy bugging you?

[pinkhatwishing]

[Timmy watches as Crocker melts the ice and floods the room. The dude who did this is pretty cool, but kind scary] That was awesome!

He's always bugging me about fairies and stuff.

[king_bowser]

(raises an eyebrow) Is he now?

[Bowser raises the Star Rod again, and a normal-sized, floating flyswatter appears next to Crocker. Several seconds later, it starts swatting Crocker relentlessly. If he leaves with it, it'll vanish within a few minutes.]

That ought to do it. (grins)

[crackpotcrocker]

That's just a plain silly question. YES. And all he [Glaring over at Turner] does is lie to -

GAH! OW![Denzel tries to run away but the swatter keeps following him] OW! OW! ow! [Till he's swatted flat, he'll be back though]

[pinkhatwishing]

I'm not telling lies though! [Timmy laughs a little as the flyswatter swats his teacher]