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[thatsmyyogurt]

Anyone want some yogurt?


[Act now folks, this may be the only time Michael makes such an offer.]

Comments

[a_new_innovator]

Yogurt?

[thatsmyyogurt]

...Please tell me you know what that is.

[a_new_innovator]

I do. It just sounded like an odd thing to ask if anyone wants over the network.

[thatsmyyogurt]

Well, I'm a little overstocked at the moment, and I thought I might as well get rid of it and get the community off my back.

[Michael you liar, you are never overstocked on yogurt. You just don't want the rest of Strickler's "gift."]

[a_new_innovator]

Well, that's very nice offer. I'm sure someone would be able to take some it for you.

[Considering she doesn't know him, she'll take it at face-value]

[alouderyay]

Um, yes, please.

[thatsmyyogurt]

[It's a talking horse. A talking, pastel-colored horse.
He shouldn't be surprised anymore, but he is.]

Uh, can you...worldhop?

[alouderyay]

Oh, no, I can't jump nearly that far.

[thatsmyyogurt]

Are you new here?

[alouderyay]

Yes.

[thatsmyyogurt]

Have people explained the whole "other worlds thing"?

[alouderyay]

A-a little...

[thatsmyyogurt]

"Worldhops" are how people go from world to world. It's not actual jumping.

[At least, he doesn't think anyone actually does that.]

[alouderyay]

Oh, I see. Thank you.

[thatsmyyogurt]

...You're welcome.

[antibadstuff]

Non-fat or regular?

[thatsmyyogurt]

Regular.

[antibadstuff]

Maybe half of a yogurt?

[thatsmyyogurt]

You could eat half and save half for later?

[olbustedhotness]

I think I'll pass. Nice of you to offer, though.

[thatsmyyogurt]

I try to be civic-minded.

[When he's already eaten the blueberry and the yogurt was kind of a bribe.]

[olbustedhotness]

Mm, clearly shows. Samaritan of the people, you are. ... Wonder if they've canonized a saint of yogurt, yet.

[thatsmyyogurt]

Not Catholic, so I can't say.

[olbustedhotness]

Guess sainthood isn't in your cards, after all. ... 'Less they do canonize peopel who aren't. Can't say I know the specifics, myself.

[thatsmyyogurt]

Not really my area either.

[olbustedhotness]

Last time I set foot in a church to actually attend a service, I was just barely old enough to drive, so.

[clearly it was a while ago. ... pause]

Well. Any human ones, anyway.

[thatsmyyogurt]

...And nonhuman ones?

[olbustedhotness]

Services, generally. Immigrants from out of town who'd passed away for one reason or another. ... Never forget the first one I went to. [he sighs a bit - that one still sticks with him after all this time] Poor Roman. Guy didn't even see it comin'.

[zuipperpips]

hellz 2 da yes
gotta get some a+ grade calcium for thses growin bones
also some varitety would b gr8 tbh

[thatsmyyogurt]

You know where to find me.

[zuipperpips]

imma sneak into ur place like a fuckin yogrut theif
*yogurut
*yauoauuorguut
cuz thats the sound u make
when ur eatin yourt

[thatsmyyogurt]

It's not really stealing when it's offered.

That's a new way of eating.

[And if you actually stole his yogurt he'd have to kill you.]