??? game ◦ 18 | accidental video

[chestboard]

[What could be seen in this private room was Battler seated in his regular big chair, behind that large desk, his arms crossed over his chest and he seemed to be absolutely fuming. What was different here was the fact that there were seven other bodies in the room, they all looked similar actually, in their rather embarrassing outfits. The sisters were either floating around Battler, sitting atop that desk with their legs crossed, or simply standing around. Either way, most of them seemed amused at this.

...Whatever this was....]

That bastaaaaard! [Battler slammed a fist down on the desk, it just made the girls giggle.] I'll kill him, I'll seriously rip him apart! He.... he did something, I know it! He got her drunk then kissed her! I'll seriously kill him, you have to be fucking with me! You don't do that to a girl, you're supposed to take them and lay them down, not put your tongue down their throat!

Hmm~? Is that a-ll he did? I wonder I wonder! [Asmodeus of Lust was the first to speak up, her eyes lighting up with delight and who knows what else.]

Maybe she ate him too! Kyahaha! [Beelzebub of Gluttony was the next to speak, wiping her mouth at the thought.]

No no, there's.... no way this is happening! [Battler slammed his fist down again.]

I agree with Lord Battler, there must be some mistake... Ange-sama wouldn't go for a guy like that, right? [Mammon of Greed frowned at such a thing, she wanted Ange for herself either way.]

Would someone massage Lord Battler's shoulders already? He seems so tense. [Belphegor of Sloth floated a little closer to him, a smile on her face.]

No fair no faaaair! I want to get with someone too! Waaahh! [Leviathan of Envy stomped a little in protest.]

Quiet down all of you! Can't you see Lord Battler is grieving?! [Satan of Wrath shouted at them all, looking just as mad as Battler.]

Kuh....! Yuri Lowell....! Yuri Loweeeeell! That damn bastard! I'll make sure he gets what's coming to him, there's just no way he'll get away with a thing like this! He could get any girl- so why my sister of all people?! Come on! This feels like such betrayal...!

[The next sister to speak up, the last, just frowned, bowing a little in the presence of Battler. She was much more proper than the other sisters it seems, she was Lucifer of Pride after all.]

Lord Battler, my apologies for such an unfortunate event, you know that we are yours to command, whatever you say we shall do to the best of our ability- do you wish for us to take care of this?

Tch.... no, no I don't want you to handle it! Get out of here, shoo you ass nee-chans!
[Whoops! Looks like he's too mad to talk right now, so the sisters all just giggled at that, moving to disappear in a cloud of golden butterflies.]

This is.... just some sick joke...right? [he brought his hand up to his face, rubbing his eyes.]

Comments

[chestboard]

She sure is.... but she's not the nicest either.

[answerer_sword]

Whether or not she is "nice" is unimportant. The only thing that matters is whether or not she is cooperative.

[chestboard]

Well she's not very cooperative either, she claims to be the most cruel witch ever.

[answerer_sword]

Then I will not speak with her unless there is absolute need. And what that time comes, I have measures for dealing with stubborn people.

[chestboard]

Is that so? What kind of measures?

[answerer_sword]

Usually some sort of negotiation. Or perhaps physical interrogation.

[chestboard]

Hate to break it to you but that really won't work on the type of magical creatures here.

[answerer_sword]

Are they too powerful to be touched by ordinary humans?

[chestboard]

Yeah that's it exactly. A normal human couldn't do anything to them.

[answerer_sword]

And if one were a magic user themselves?

[chestboard]

...Then they might have a chance.

Bernkastel used to be the strongest witch, but then she was beaten by another called Lambdadelta- so now she's the strongest witch here.

[answerer_sword]

In the end, I suppose it falls to their specializations in magic and the one who attacks first.

Lambdadelta? What is she the Witch of?

[chestboard]

The Witch of Certainty!

If she declares something with her power of certainty, it really will happen.

[answerer_sword]

Interesting. Then, if both Lambdadelta and Bernkastel laid claim to an event that would normally not be possible, such as resurrecting a person from the dead, which would receive precedence? Would it be a "miracle" or a "certainty"?

[chestboard]

Hm.... I'm not too sure about that one, I guess both.

I can resurrect someone from the dead too, as long as I have their vessel.

[answerer_sword]

You mean as in their corpse? You can coax their soul back into it?

[chestboard]

Yeah I can, is that weird?

[answerer_sword]

It is another thing found only in the realm of true magic. It is a little surprising for me to hear of it being accomplished with such ease.