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[nowarningshots]

Eh, the hell is this? [Hi there, community. Today, you are greeted by a pair of red... are those... horns?] Something a passenger left behind? Tch, what a weird thing. What the hell are you even supposed to do with this?

[The screen is picked up and the community gets a better view of the speaker. He looks a bit like a red oni, or something. Community, meet Momotaros. He's tilting his head as he looks at the screen and taps it a few times.]

Tch, nothing's happening. How do you use one of these things... Oh, I know!

[The video starts going up and down rapidly, as Momotaros is violently shaking the screen. Hope none of you have motion sickness.

It stops after a few seconds.]

Hey, nothing changed! What a piece of crap!

Comments

[glass_secret]

I think you're mistaking a computer for an etch a sketch, sweetie.

[nowarningshots]

Gah! [Momotaros jumps up because holy shit did this thing just say something? He takes a few seconds and tentatively looks back at the screen.]

Com- the hell is a computer supposed to be? And who the hell are you?!

[glass_secret]

[Oh she's finding you amusing already.]

I'm Cinderella. And the thing we're talking through, is called a computer.

[nowarningshots]

Cinderella? What kind of name is that? You humans are weird.

Seems kinda flimsy. The hell's even the point of it? [He pokes at the computer a few more times. This is why Momotaros should never be given technology.]

[glass_secret]

I take it you're not familiar with fairy tales huh?

People use computers to communicate, like the way we are now, or to look up information.

[nowarningshots]

Are they those weird human stories? I hate those.

Tch, don't humans already have stuff for that? What a waste of time.

[glass_secret]

They're not just stories where I'm from, sweetie.

Yet, you're still talking on one.

[fearleads]

*Oh, hi, Mr. Oni, she is not weirded out by you at all. :D*

Whoa, easy on the shaking!

[nowarningshots]

Well, I didn't know what else to do with this thing! Give me a break, I never used one of these comp-things before.

[fearleads]

That's okay! It's pretty queasy to learn. Welcome to the community! Most of the people here are scary-cool, so you'll have fun.

[nowarningshots]

There's a whole bunch of you guys?

Hmph. Well, be glad I'm here then. I doubt any of them are as cool as me!

[fearleads]

Of corpse! It's more lively than a zombified graveyard over here. What's your name?

[nowarningshots]

What's with all the zombie talk?

I'm Momotaros! Don't pay it too much mind, I'm way more awesome than my name!

[of_many_treasures]

[Oh how CONVENIENT for him. Now if only he was free to do stuff at the moment...]

Having trouble?

[nowarningshots]

This machine is stupid! It has to be broken, it didn't even do anything when I shook it!

[of_many_treasures]

I'm sure it's working just fine. It's just active on the community.

[nowarningshots]

The hell's 'the community'? Community of what?

And who the hell are you supposed to be, anyway?

[of_many_treasures]

A community that spans words. Ask your Owner about it. He might know. Or not. [Probably 'not' as it were since Owner wouldn't say a word.]

Kaitou Daiki.

[nowarningshots]

What's up with all this different world talk? Do you really expect me to believe something stupid like th-

Wait, how do you know Owner?!

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[promisedknight]

What's the point of making a Monster talk if they're this stupid?

[One day, Ren will attempt to get along with other Riders. Today is not that day.]

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[nowarningshots]

Oi, who're you calling stupid?!

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[promisedknight]

If you can't figure out that you're not supposed to shake a computer to change the screen, then you don't get to argue back that you're not an idiot.

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[nowarningshots]

Hey, screw you! The problem's with this computer, not me. They should have made it better!

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[promisedknight]

By making it only work when you shake it?

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[nowarningshots]

W-well... They should have made it clearer what to do with it! Why shouldn't shaking it work, huh?!