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[boostup4beetbuster]

[The community opens up and the video begins showing...a robot of some kind. Is this the new guy?]

Oi, J, quit blocking the shot!

[And a hand reaches out and pushes the Buddyroid out of the way.]

There. Hmm, nice colors, adorable graphics, excellent speed and support for image and video--oh brave new internet! I've got a lot to catch up on after all these years.

So, that said, any good rumors out there? Enetron drain problems, Metaroids spotted, see any crazy French guys? No?

Jin Masato, by the way. Beet Buster of the Tokumei Sentai Go-Busters, and certified genius at your service.

Comments

[boostup4beetbuster]

The community must have gotten caught up in the programming for my avatar. That explains why J and I can see it but no one else can. I'll have to fix that.

[wildmelody]

J... you mean that guy in the armor that was here before you popped up?

[boostup4beetbuster]

Yep, my Buddyroid, Beet J Stag, also known as Stag Buster. He only cares about himself and won't stop covering me, but I wouldn't have him any less quirky.

[wildmelody]

Huh, sounds like quite the guy to be honest. You built him I take it?

[boostup4beetbuster]

Naturally. I'm a genius, after all. I could have built him to be the perfect machine, unflinchingly following my lead and knowing exactly what to do in every situation, but what's the fun in that?

[wildmelody]

Better to have a friend than a loyal follower I say.

[boostup4beetbuster]

And no one is a better Buddy that me!

[And the camera's going back toward J again...or it would if Jin didn't grab it.]

Oi. Camera on me, J.

[wildmelody]

[Sorry, Hibiki's going to just crack up here.]

I see what you mean by all about himself!

[boostup4beetbuster]

Yeah, the Buddyroids are an eclectic bunch. J's an egotist, Nick's got no sense of direction, Lettuce-chan's a nag, and Banana-chan is a mother hen.

[Oh, now it works! In the background, Hiromu freezes up.]

[wildmelody]

Sounds like what would happen if you get the fairies together. [She blinks at the freezing and chuckles a little.] The guy just went a little rigid there.

[boostup4beetbuster]

Huh? [Jin's genuinely confused. He turns around and...oh, Hiromu's frozen and another Buddyroid, Nick, is hovering over him trying to get him unfrozen.] Oh, right. I said "hen."

Jin, stop that! I understand it was an accident, but that's enough.

Fine, Kurorin. Don't get your panties in a bunch. Anyway, don't worry about Hiromu-chan right there. He's afraid of... [Looking around, he brings his arms close to him like wings and flaps them] and any mention of them makes him freeze up. He'll be fine in a few minutes.

[wildmelody]

... god that is hilarious actually. I wonder what would happen if he got access. Probably everyone would spam chicken pictures.

[boostup4beetbuster]

Maybe. But hey, the best way to overcome a fear is to face it head-on, right?

[wildmelody]

Yeah probably! It would be funny.