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[docfoul]

[Ah, look who else has a fashionable red string tied around a finger today. It isn't very easy to tell how Scratch feels about this, given his lack of a face and all...]

[I am as displeased as the rest of you are.] [And he isn't home. Instead, his surroundings appear to be some sort of... university building.] [Let's get this over with, shall we? This virus is actively delaying my eventual double-death.]


((OOC: just as a warning, there's a chance threads in this post might allude to suicidal ideation if people choose to pursue the topic of double-death!))

Comments

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[ifbymyhands]

Oh, come on. *Sudden Kano appearing behind, followed by a couple of rabbits. Where did she even get rabbits.* It could be worse.

[docfoul]

[He doesn't know, and that is the only reason he cares in the slightest.]

[It could also be far better. What is your point?]

[ifbymyhands]

You are not a very happy person.

[docfoul]

[Do you think so? In fact, I can be quite the mirthful one.]

[ifbymyhands]

I somehow doubt that.

[docfoul]

[It's the truth.]

[ifbymyhands]

Fine, fine. So what would you rather do, Mr. I-Don't-Even-Know-What-You're-Supposed-To-Be?

[docfoul]

[Do you really want to know?]

[ifbymyhands]

No, because now you just sound like a creeper.

[docfoul]

[Oh, nonsense.]

[ifbymyhands]

It's the truth.

[docfoul]

[No, it's not. It's more like a subjective statement, colored by your misconceptions.]

[ifbymyhands]

Are you always so serious about everything?

[docfoul]

[No. I enjoy a good joke, from time to time.]

[ifbymyhands]

So you're just mad now.

[docfoul]

[Do I look like I'm mad?]

[ifbymyhands]

You don't look like anything.

[docfoul]

[Congratulations. You found the joke.]

[ifbymyhands]

Have you ever just wanted to draw expressions on your lack of a face or something?

[docfoul]

[Not particularly.]

[ifbymyhands]

You're missing out.