Butterfly Net - Mushroom Samba Virus

[juicy_egotist]

[You see J.

You see J with a butterfly net.

He's waving it at thin air.

Pauses.

And then shakes his fist to the air.]

You will not escape me flying enetron can! I will drink your tasty goodness!

[Whiff. Whiff. Whiff.]

Comments

[boostup4beetbuster]

...The sad thing is this is so close to normal I don't know what to think.

[juicy_egotist]

Jin. When did you replace your head for a pinata?

[symbolofhappiness]

[staaaaaare.]

...what are you doing?

[juicy_egotist]

Trying to catch the delicious enetron. [Whiff. Whiff. Whiff.]

[symbolofhappiness]

Oh. Right, of course.

[More staring. What is even going on here.]

...J, you do realize there's nothing there, right?

[boostup4beetbuster]

[pause]

Just now. I figured I'd try a new look.

[juicy_egotist]

Well the lime green isn't so bad.

[juicy_egotist]

I can see them. They attached wings on the cans and they are fluttering around.

[boostup4beetbuster]

Right, right. How's the enetron catching going?

[symbolofhappiness]

[Setsuna takes a deep breath, preventing herself from getting too annoyed and yelling.]

There's nothing flying around and you can't catch anything. There's nothing there.

[juicy_egotist]

Careful. You'll startle them. [Yep, totally hallucinating.]

[juicy_egotist]

They are tricky foes. They will surrender their deliciousness soon. [Whiff.]

[symbolofhappiness]

[don't explode in rage don't explode in rage don't explode in rage]

Right. Are you... feeling alright?

[boostup4beetbuster]

Have you tried a fishing pole?

[juicy_egotist]

They are flying, Jin. I do not have the aim for a fishing pole.

[juicy_egotist]

... I cannot be certain. My readouts say I am all right, but I am surrounded by flying enetron.

[boostup4beetbuster]

Sure you do, if it's got a magnet on the other end.

[Oh, this isn't going to end well.]

[juicy_egotist]

That is true. I will go and make sure to get a magnet.

[symbolofhappiness]

Well, I can't see it. [Okay, calming down now.] And I really doubt it's just invisible for everyone but you.

[boostup4beetbuster]

Go do that.

[Discreetly typing up warnings for the rest of the Command Center that J is completely off his rocker.]

[juicy_egotist]

[After a minute or two, J is back with a fishing pole with a magnet attached to the front.] I have returned.

[juicy_egotist]

Hmm... [Whiff whiff] They seem oddly uncatchable.

[boostup4beetbuster]

[And Jin has a helmet on--not going to mess around with potential damage to the avatar if J's being crazy.]

Looks like everyone coincidentally decided to take a day off, so go nuts.

[symbolofhappiness]

Yes. That's because they don't exist.

[She sighs.]

Don't tell me this is the community's doing...

[juicy_egotist]

[No doubt. And he's whipping that magnet around.]

Really? I had not noticed.