41; tsundere virus; did you mean "what kefka is like all the time"

[sandinmyboots]

[Kefka isn't nearly as ridiculously dressed as usual today; he's in green, lots of green, green everywhere, from the feathers in his hair and his eye shadow to his jacket and nail polish. His make up is plainer than usual as well, giving his skin a sallow look.]

Does anyone know what kinds of foods Retasu likes? How about favorite color? Is it safe to assume green?

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[aquaticrush]

Um?

[sandinmyboots]

Do you like green?

[Kefka, give that camera some space, you're going to make Retasu feel like her personal space is being invaded despite being worlds away.]

[Though, if we really want to get philosophical about it, this isn't his usual barging in like a raging wildebeast space invasion. It's more like a dog greeting his master.]

[aquaticrush]

*She steps back regardless and blinks.* W-well, um, yes, it's nice, is there any reason you're asking about me? Did I do something wrong?

[dualer]

That's none of your business. Why are you asking about her?

[ a challenger appears!! who's this douchebag? whoever he is, both his stupid hair and the expression on his face look kind of crazy. ]

[sandinmyboots]

I've been thinking. You don't have a proper mentor, do you? Someone who can show you how to really amp up your magic and how to stand tall against all the nasties running around. That's why the cueball was able to manipulate you last year.

Someone has to step up.

[sandinmyboots]

Of course it's my business. Why wouldn't she be my business? And why should I tell you?

[Kefka doesn't trust this douchebag with the goofy hair. Whether do-gooder or stalker, there's no way he should be allowed to get in Kefka's way!]

[aquaticrush]

I guess you're right. He was using me back then and Tomoe-san isn't teaching me anymore either...

[sandinmyboots]

So now I'll be your teacher!

[aquaticrush]

What?

*She nearly drops something.*

[sandinmyboots]

[Kefka pulls back from the camera so he can gesture while he talks.]

You're a spineless fool, but you've got potential. I'm going to whip you into shape so you can be a proper warrior!

[aquaticrush]

I'm not a proper warrior?

[sandinmyboots]

Nope! You have to learn.

[aquaticrush]

...Why are you offering to do this all of a sudden?

[sandinmyboots]

I've gotten sick of watching you flounder around. Something has to be done!

[i-it's not like he likes you or something, baka]

[aquaticrush]

I'm sorry!

[dualer]

Because if you're planning to go near my friend, then we have a problem.

[sandinmyboots]

Oh? Why's that? I'm not planning to harm her, so there's no need for the knight on shining armor act.

[sandinmyboots]

Don't apologize. That's weak. Are you fit to go out?

[aquaticrush]

Well, I suppose... um, please don't antagonize Mutou-san. He's acting strangely today, but I'm sure it's just the virus going around.

[sandinmyboots]

You should be careful about boys who act possessive. Nothing good comes of them. You might end up locked up in someone's basement.

[says the pot about the kettle]

[aquaticrush]

Well, I suppose you're right that it is scary...

[dualer]

Regardless of your intentions, I won't let anyone come near my precious friends! They're mine.

[sandinmyboots]

The Doctor said that there's a virus going on, and it seems like people are acting scarier than usual, so someone's got to take care of you since you can't do it yourself!

[aquaticrush]

Why don't you think I can take care of myself?

[sandinmyboots]

Oooh, I see how it is.

[Kefka does not so much smile as bare his teeth.]

Let me guess. When they finally bite the big one, you're going to preserve their corpses for your basement so you can find a way to bring them back to life.