[Video | No Consequences]

[do_it_ecstatically]

[And the camera cuts on to show... what looks like something out of a Godzilla movie! Some innocent part of Tokyo's under attack by... GouZyuRex?! What the hell? Even more, if you look up top, you can see... Dragon Ranger? Isn't he supposed to be dead? And then, he speaks!]

Mwa-hahahahahaha! At lasht, without the Power Rangersh to shtop me, I'll make thish world prime for Empresh Rita'sh conquesht! Let'sh go, Dragonzord! [And then, pulling out the dagger by his side, he awkwardly plays a tune. Power Rangers? Rita? Dragonzord?

If it isn't obvious already, Gai's gotten himself drunk, rewired his fanboyism and now thinks he's evil Tommy. Which one's the virus' doing? Probably all of it.]

Comments

[juicy_egotist]

I will be your opponent!

[And here comes J in his Buster Machine. And without warning he opens fire on him!]

[do_it_ecstatically]

Woah! Sho, you want to fight, huh? Dragonzord, let's go!

[And GouZyuJin charges forward, trying its best to keep going through the barrage and get into melee range to fight off J]

[juicy_egotist]

[The best part of his Buster Machine? It can fly. As such, the plane soars off into the sky and circles around to fire upon the mecha again.]

[do_it_ecstatically]

Hey! That'sh not fair!

[And he shakes his fist at the Buster Machine. Too bad he's in evil Tommy mode to remember GouZyuRex can fly, too. And that he's a year and a half away from getting a key that would let him do so even in this form, too.]

[juicy_egotist]

I am a plane.

[Rat-tat-tat-tat-tat]

[do_it_ecstatically]

Oh, yeah...!

[He awkwardly holds on as GouZyuRex lets loose its Godzilla-like energy breath! Can't fly, but he can still shoot!]

[juicy_egotist]

[Twisting around, J continued to fire as he swerved to avoid the energy breath. It was a bit of a chore, that stuff went everywhere!]

[do_it_ecstatically]

Augh! You won't win! Thish ish the end for you!

[And GouZyuRex is gonna keep following you, J! It's going to end in a disaster, either way.]

[juicy_egotist]

[That's it, follow the Buddyroid out of the city like a good puppy...]

[do_it_ecstatically]

[Ruff ruff-- er, I mean, he's still chasing you, J! He's not giving up!]

I won't fail Empresh Rita!

[juicy_egotist]

[It was kind of funny in a little sad puppy way. J is hightailing it through the city.]