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[lookstairs]

In case anyone was wondering, I make a pretty fantastic getaway driver. Not that I'm particularly fond at being shot at.

I thought I'd post something before the community decided to get post-happy on me and put up something I'd rather not have floating around the internet right now. (Or ever, really.)

But anyway, how was your evening?

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[lookstairs]

Mm, that seems less likely.

[trustmybase]

But have you tried? You never know. Maybe it's scaring them too.

[There's nothing serious in her voice.]

[lookstairs]

Yeah, not so much. I can't really picture Ian or his guys being scared.

[trustmybase]

Have you tried the usual stuff? Knives, guns,... [she'll pause, laughing lightly enough to show it's a joke] long term commitment?

[lookstairs]

You forgot tickling with feathers.

[trustmybase]

I was trying to keep it fit for kids. If we're gonna play dirty, I'll have to try harder.

Bad romance books?

[lookstairs]

Oh, absolutely. I think if we use those we'll definitely have the upper hand.

[trustmybase]

Now, not even boulder stands a chance.

[lookstairs]

See. Two heads really are better than one.