38. mundane world

[ifbymyhands]

I don't know about you, but did anybody else wake up in the wrong dorms? Of the wrong school? These people stared at me when I brought my broom to class.

Takami-san, if you dragged everyone in our dorms into the fireplace and sent us out so you'd have more room for your plants... actually, I'd be impressed.

Comments

[archangelofderp]

...I admit, I was taking off from work, so I don't know how things are at the college...

[ifbymyhands]

Huh? Oh -- oh, yeah, the college... that was it, right? So no wonder they thought the broom was weird. I need to write something for the paper, then!

[archangelofderp]

Of course! But if you could make that broom work I'm sure it would be something to see.

[ifbymyhands]

I'm kind of bad at it, but I'm sure I could.

[archangelofderp]

We could have a club!

[ifbymyhands]

Who else would we invite?

[archangelofderp]

Everyone.

[ifbymyhands]

A club of everyone.

[archangelofderp]

Well, not everyone will show.

[ifbymyhands]

It's still kind of missing the point of a club.

[archangelofderp]

We could have tryouts.

[ifbymyhands]

Then it'd be more like a team.

[archangelofderp]

Just put up a sign, then?

[ifbymyhands]

I'll agree to that.

What's this club even for, anyway?

[archangelofderp]

Brooms, I thought.

[ifbymyhands]

Sure.

[archangelofderp]

Magic brooms?

[ifbymyhands]

I'll go with it.

[archangelofderp]

I have seen stranger!

[crackpotcrocker]

Broom? What are you a witch?!

[ifbymyhands]

Uh, Professor, did you hit your head?

[crackpotcrocker]

Oh, no. I'll ask the questions around here - Professor?! [The heck you going on about?]

[ifbymyhands]

Uh, yeah. You teach? Here? You obviously play favourites and nobody cares? Something weird's going on.

[crackpotcrocker]

^{Hmmmm. She has some of that correct.} Teach where? Gee, you think there is? Speaking of which, that was sarcasm. Prehaps, this is the work of those - FAIRY GODPARENTS!

.... Or a better logical explanation would be a - VIRUS!