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[mightletyouknowme]

I'm thinking about changing my hair. [She picks up a strand of her hair, looking at it before letting it fall back down.] I just want something different.

Does anybody know how I should style it?

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[mightletyouknowme]

Why? Isn't it good to change it up?

[material_guy]

There's some stuff that don't change. Blonde's the best. That's a gimmie. More is better. That's another gimmie. So, blondes, especially, should go long.

But those short, straight, no-nonsense cuts are kinda hot, too.... But they go better on dark hair, you know?

[mightletyouknowme]

Then you think dark hair looks better short?

[material_guy]

Better than short blondes, anyway.

[mightletyouknowme]

But long blondes are best?

[material_guy]

Best of the best.

[mightletyouknowme]

For once, you were helpful.

[material_guy]

It's cute you wanna impress me. You probably can't get much better, but variety's the spice of life and all that.

[mightletyouknowme]

Huh? What makes you think I'm trying o impress you? It's not even like you would be hard.

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[material_guy]

[material_guy]

Nah, too easy...

[mightletyouknowme]

Huh? What is? [She genuinely doesn't get it, blinking in confusion as she tries to get what joke he'd been about to tell. How could it be too easy, then?]

[material_guy]

Don't worry yer cute little blonde head about it, Baby.

[mightletyouknowme]

You sound weird when you say that, you know.

[She looks down at her hair, smiling. Despite it coming from a pervert, it feels nice to know long blonde beats short black.]

[material_guy]

Does that mean you're falling for me?

[mightletyouknowme]

I would never fall for you, no matter how much you wish it. I asked everybody, not just you.