Accidental Video

[lil_tanuki]

[You see Hayate trying to reach something in her house. It's pretty high up and apparently one of her housemates forgot they had to put the cooking things at low levels.]

Hnnngh... it's... too high up... I wish I could get it!

[There was a brief flicker of something pink and then, a pink... thing, reaches up from off screen and wraps around the pot before it brings it down and hands it to Hayate.

Hayate blinks at it, and looks at the object off screen.] Did you do this? [Several more tentacles moved into view and soon, Hayate was giggling as she seemingly manipulated these tendrils everywhere, getting things.]

This is so much fun! I never knew I could summon tentacles! What an easy thing to do!

Comments

[aquaticrush]

If there's anything you'd like, you can ask us.

[lil_tanuki]

Really? Well that's really kind of you then! I'll definitely ask again if I need help.

[aquaticrush]

You do have lots of friends, Yagami-san!

*Retasu... why are you calling a nine-year-old that and not Hayate-chan, sigh.*

[lil_tanuki]

Hehe why Yagami-san? Just call me Hayate-chan. I'm younger than you are!

[Laughing on her end too. Oh Retasu.]

[aquaticrush]

W-well, even if that's true...

[lil_tanuki]

Sure it is! C'mon, it's just four syllables. Ha-ya-te-chan~!

[aquaticrush]

I can't! I'm sorry!

[lil_tanuki]

Awwwww, I'm sure you can eventually!

[aquaticrush]

It's intimidating.

*Retasu, you're seventeen.*

[lil_tanuki]

Intimidating? How come?

[Curious ten year old does not get it.]

[aquaticrush]

I'm sorry. I'm just nervous about people.

[lil_tanuki]

Oh. I didn't know there was something to be nervous about though!

[aquaticrush]

Really, it's nothing!

[lil_tanuki]

You sure? Just want to make sure.

[aquaticrush]

W-well, ah, it's just that...

[lil_tanuki]

Hmm? Just what exactly? [Curious!]

[aquaticrush]

The older you sort of terrifies me.

[lil_tanuki]

My... older self? You met my older self somehow?

[aquaticrush]

Virus.

[lil_tanuki]

Oh!

... what was I like? Was I tall? Cute or sexy? Was I out of my wheelchair? [SO MANY QUESTIONS.]

[aquaticrush]

You tried to grope Karen-san...?

[lil_tanuki]

...? Wait I what? Why would I grope Karen-nee? Besides the usual I mean.

[aquaticrush]

The usual?

[lil_tanuki]

Yeah, I heard it was fun, and it promotes chest growth. [Her reasons.]

[aquaticrush]

but