[Video; Kirby learns something new (that he probably shouldn't,) part 1]

[alldevouringabomination]

[The feed opens to Kirby gazing at his device. What has his attention? If you look closely, this video is playing on it.

Uh oh. See what happens when you let someone romp around on Youtube unsupervised?

Kirby finishing watching, and it looks like he is pleased!]

Fuck!

Fuck fuck fuck!

[He is already learning to speak! He's so proud of himself!]

Comments

[pinkbefriendingbeam]

[ ... Oh no. This was not good at all. Not good not good not good!

Why did she teach Kirby how to use the net again? Why why why? ]

Kirby!?

[Video]

[material_guy]

Aw shit, someone bring me a beer, can't wait to watch the prudes try 'n get all public-moral-hazard on a wad of cotton candy.

just a little late. >_<

[alldevouringabomination]

[YOU DID THIS! IT'S ALL YOUR FAULT! WHAT THE HELL HEROINE! etc. etc.

Oh, it's Nanoha! Kirby waves!]

Iyoo fuck!

[See, he's already making an honest effort.]

[alldevouringabomination]

[Someone new! Kirby knows how to handle talking to strangers now!]

Fuck ooo!

[...or does he?]

[material_guy]

Fuck you too, little guy. [Well, Greed for one makes it sound hearty and affectionate enough.]

[alldevouringabomination]

[Wow, this word is making people warm up to him already! This is truly a magical word.]

Giiuu fuuck!

[He waves.]

[fightbymoonlight]

[Oh god, why.]

...you really shouldn't be saying that word.

[alldevouringabomination]

[Oh it's Yuri, only she looks different today. Did she do something with her hair? lol

Though, she is... disapproving? Why? This word is so useful!]

Fuck?

[fightbymoonlight]

...do you even know what it means?

[alldevouringabomination]

[...come to think of it, Kirby has no idea!

He shakes his head. Which looks weird, but eh. What am I gonna do?]

[fightbymoonlight]

[That makes this a lot better. Yuri sighs, but then smiles gently.]

You shouldn't just repeat words you don't know the meaning of. It's... not really a polite word.

[alldevouringabomination]

[That word got Yuri of all people to dere at Kirby. Told you it was magical!

It isn't? ...did Kirby use it wrong?

Well, whatever. If it's not polite, then Kirby will listen to Yuri. He'll try to watch what he says from now on. CONSIDERING HE MET HASTUR, THIS IS A VERY GOOD THING.]

Yooo ri!

[glass_secret]

...

I don't know if I should laugh or cry at this.

[alldevouringabomination]

[Someone who is still a kid in a lot of ways blindly accepting 'advice' from the internet? Nothing can go wrong!]

Fuck!

[glass_secret]

Yeah, that video forgot to point out how rude that word is, sweetie. You shouldn't use it.

[You're being a hypocrite Cindy! You use that word all the time.]

[alldevouringabomination]

[...it isn't? Why did it not tell him? It did, but in a roundabout indirect way. Kirby would not have gotten it. It sure identifies Cindy, though.

Kirby looks at you as if to say, 'it's rude?']

[glass_secret]

[She nods.]

Yes, rude. So don't use it so much.

[Only use it when you want to shock or insult people, like Cindy does on occasion.]

[pinkbefriendingbeam]

Kirby... that's not a word that you should be saying...

[ Yay for magic translating internet community so that she can actually understand the word that he's saying.]

[alldevouringabomination]

[It isn't Nanoha? But the video said it was a very useful word.]

Poyo?

[pinkbefriendingbeam]

It's... well, it's a really rude word.

[ God, she really hopes Kirby's able to understand that. ]

[alldevouringabomination]

[Duly noted! Fuck is a sometimes word.

Huh. Kirby didn't think of that. Oh well. At least he still learned something new today.]

Dya.

[Was that better?]

[alldevouringabomination]

[Kirby might be a lot of things, but dumb he ain't! He's just in the dark about quite a few things. That word is rude? Kirby didn't know that! He is just expanding his horizons today!]

Looo.

[He didn't mean to offend anyone.]

[pinkbefriendingbeam]

It's okay Kirby. You... well, didn't know.

[ She pauses for a moment, before giving him a smile. ]

But if you were able to learn how to say that, you should be able to learn how to say other words just fine!

[alldevouringabomination]

[Hey, yeah! Nanoha is right! Kirby can learn to talk given time! Now he just has to learn all of the words and how they go together... it's gonna take a long time.

Kirby appreciates your encouragement regardless. He hops!]

Oya!

[material_guy]

[He was joking when he said 'someone bring me a beer', but, as much to his surprise as anyone else's, someone does bring him one, which he'll still go ahead and take, snickering into it before agreeing to whatever he just said, raising the glass in a sort of return wave greeting.]

Fuck, yeah.