[Video; Kirby learns something new (that he probably shouldn't,) part 1]

[alldevouringabomination]

[The feed opens to Kirby gazing at his device. What has his attention? If you look closely, this video is playing on it.

Uh oh. See what happens when you let someone romp around on Youtube unsupervised?

Kirby finishing watching, and it looks like he is pleased!]

Fuck!

Fuck fuck fuck!

[He is already learning to speak! He's so proud of himself!]

Comments

[pinkbefriendingbeam]

[ ... Oh no. This was not good at all. Not good not good not good!

Why did she teach Kirby how to use the net again? Why why why? ]

Kirby!?

just a little late. >_<

[alldevouringabomination]

[YOU DID THIS! IT'S ALL YOUR FAULT! WHAT THE HELL HEROINE! etc. etc.

Oh, it's Nanoha! Kirby waves!]

Iyoo fuck!

[See, he's already making an honest effort.]

[pinkbefriendingbeam]

Kirby... that's not a word that you should be saying...

[ Yay for magic translating internet community so that she can actually understand the word that he's saying.]

[alldevouringabomination]

[It isn't Nanoha? But the video said it was a very useful word.]

Poyo?

[pinkbefriendingbeam]

It's... well, it's a really rude word.

[ God, she really hopes Kirby's able to understand that. ]

[Video]

[material_guy]

Aw shit, someone bring me a beer, can't wait to watch the prudes try 'n get all public-moral-hazard on a wad of cotton candy.

[alldevouringabomination]

[Someone new! Kirby knows how to handle talking to strangers now!]

Fuck ooo!

[...or does he?]

[material_guy]

Fuck you too, little guy. [Well, Greed for one makes it sound hearty and affectionate enough.]

[alldevouringabomination]

[Wow, this word is making people warm up to him already! This is truly a magical word.]

Giiuu fuuck!

[He waves.]

[fightbymoonlight]

[Oh god, why.]

...you really shouldn't be saying that word.

[alldevouringabomination]

[Oh it's Yuri, only she looks different today. Did she do something with her hair? lol

Though, she is... disapproving? Why? This word is so useful!]

Fuck?

[fightbymoonlight]

...do you even know what it means?

[alldevouringabomination]

[...come to think of it, Kirby has no idea!

He shakes his head. Which looks weird, but eh. What am I gonna do?]

[glass_secret]

...

I don't know if I should laugh or cry at this.

[alldevouringabomination]

[Someone who is still a kid in a lot of ways blindly accepting 'advice' from the internet? Nothing can go wrong!]

Fuck!

[glass_secret]

Yeah, that video forgot to point out how rude that word is, sweetie. You shouldn't use it.

[You're being a hypocrite Cindy! You use that word all the time.]

[alldevouringabomination]

[...it isn't? Why did it not tell him? It did, but in a roundabout indirect way. Kirby would not have gotten it. It sure identifies Cindy, though.

Kirby looks at you as if to say, 'it's rude?']

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[answerer_sword]

I do not know if that is a good word to learn...

[Video!]

[alldevouringabomination]

[It isn't? Kirby tilts his head as if to say, 'why not?']

Re: [Video!]

[answerer_sword]

It is a very crude word.

[The head tilt had been inquisitive, so she does her best to answer what she thinks might be the question.]

[alldevouringabomination]

[Huh. Kirby didn't know that. Perhaps using it too much isn't a good idea.]

Hmmm...

[pintsizedpyro]

Huh...

So you can talk after all? [Of course he would miss the point completely.]

[alldevouringabomination]

[He sure did.]

Fuck fuck rooherr fuck!

[pintsizedpyro]

Yer starting to sound like a broken record there, Puffball!

[alldevouringabomination]

Puffball fuck puffball!

[Yes he is.]