[Video - forward-dated to tomorrow afternoon]

[archangelofderp]

Ladies and gentlemen!

[What is Michael wearing... Evidently he thought the occasion was enough for him to get dressed up like a rock star. He smiles into the video camera, and adjusts it a little to look out over a large stage.]

Today certain contestants have been preparing and the time is here~ In a moment I'll start recording each of their entrances. When I am finished, you viewers at home will receive, hm, let's say one vote to give to the best competitors!

Remember, the prizes go to charity, and it's all in good fun. Please enjoy everyone's hard work!

[Each competitor will have their own thread in which to post their outfit and entrance and where everyone can mock them. There'll be another thread for voting after that!

This is going up a little early so the competitors have time to see it and get their threads going.]

Comments

[croibhristeoir]

[Slapping at your hands like a nerd, Lancer.]

H-hey, stop that!

[chuanifrinn]

Then hurry and look away, I don't what you to remember this kind of horror.

[Well if he can't make you not look, he'll just have to move out of your field of sight...

...but moving in heels ain't so easy, so instead of speed dodging he just sort of topples. With a squawk.

Very graceful.]

[croibhristeoir]

...Did you hurt yourself?

[chuanifrinn]

Just my pride. And my ass. [He's not getting back up, he'll just prop his head on his knees and scrape what's left dignity off the floor.] I told you I don't look good, but you're beautiful.

[croibhristeoir]

What's your ranking in Agility, anyway? [Poking him playfully in the side with one foot.]

You look fine. You're being overdramatic.

[chuanifrinn]

No one could move in this getup. [Well, at least Cu's looking up at him now.]

If you're trying to cheer me up it's not going to work

[croibhristeoir]

Have you ever known me to speak dishonestly?

[chuanifrinn]

No...but...fine is only good for things like fine dining and finesse. I'm not confident in this kind of thing.

[croibhristeoir]

Would you rather I said 'you don't look terrible?' Don't be so picky.

[chuanifrinn]

You're as diplomatic as your lover.

[croibhristeoir]

I'm not trying to be diplomatic, I'm trying to get you to accept a compliment.

[chuanifrinn]

A compliment? Ah....I'm sorry...

[Topic change.]

...Say, do you trust me?

[croibhristeoir]

[Without hesitation:] Of course I do. What sort of question is that?

[chuanifrinn]

I...just needed to know.

[croibhristeoir]

....What's wrong?

[chuanifrinn]

I did hurt you, so I wasn't entirely sure. I wondered if you and Issei shared the same opinion.

[croibhristeoir]

I can't really say I'm certain what you mean.

[chuanifrinn]

That's because I've been waffling over how I should react.

It was an argument, you see, but the ending wasn't conclusive and I'm not sure if I should be putting some space between us and easing up on you or if I should be doing something else.

[croibhristeoir]

Well, start by telling me what happened.

[chuanifrinn]

I'm not even sure how to explain it, the argument was about your chastity, I got offended...but that's just pride. I wouldn't violate or attack someone I care about like that so I got upset. I told him I'd keep my distance and he seemed okay with that, but then realized there was a misunderstanding. When I tried to figure out whether he trusts me or not...well, he doesn't distrust me...but I don't know what that means.

[croibhristeoir]

What chastity?

[woah now, that was a little bitter there.]

At any rate...you know Issei, he's overprotective. I hardly think he hates you or anything of the sort.

[chuanifrinn]

Well you're not a virgin or a maiden, that was what I was thinking.

[he's a lottle too thoughtful now]

Yeah I know...I know that, I mean rationally I get that, and I should probably ignore the whole thing. He's probably sorry and didn't mean it, but I'm not exactly delicate, I don't think I could effectively maneuver those waters to be honest.

[croibhristeoir]

You should have come to me with this sooner. Would you like me to speak to him?

[chuanifrinn]

No, no...I don't want that, I'm still feeling awkward, and I should probably reel it in.

I'll figure it out.

[croibhristeoir]

If you're certain, very well--the offer stands regardless.