[Video - forward-dated to tomorrow afternoon]

[archangelofderp]

Ladies and gentlemen!

[What is Michael wearing... Evidently he thought the occasion was enough for him to get dressed up like a rock star. He smiles into the video camera, and adjusts it a little to look out over a large stage.]

Today certain contestants have been preparing and the time is here~ In a moment I'll start recording each of their entrances. When I am finished, you viewers at home will receive, hm, let's say one vote to give to the best competitors!

Remember, the prizes go to charity, and it's all in good fun. Please enjoy everyone's hard work!

[Each competitor will have their own thread in which to post their outfit and entrance and where everyone can mock them. There'll be another thread for voting after that!

This is going up a little early so the competitors have time to see it and get their threads going.]

Comments

[unknownrival]

How many years has it been now...? Too many.

[glimmerous_fop]

A long time for the both of us, I think.

[unknownrival]

I feel old.

[glimmerous_fop]

Nein, you shouldn't say that when you're younger than I am.

[unknownrival]

I suppose you're right. I apologize.

[glimmerous_fop]

As long as you can recognize the pain of a man almost in his thirties.

[unknownrival]

That's not that bad, comparatively.

[glimmerous_fop]

That is true, I still have my good looks.

[unknownrival]

That you do.

[glimmerous_fop]

You still notice.

[unknownrival]

There are a great many good-looking people in the infinite worlds.

[glimmerous_fop]

That's certainly true.

[unknownrival]

...So how is your life these days.

[glimmerous_fop]

Well, it goes on as usual. You?

[unknownrival]

Uneventful.