[Video - forward-dated to tomorrow afternoon]

[archangelofderp]

Ladies and gentlemen!

[What is Michael wearing... Evidently he thought the occasion was enough for him to get dressed up like a rock star. He smiles into the video camera, and adjusts it a little to look out over a large stage.]

Today certain contestants have been preparing and the time is here~ In a moment I'll start recording each of their entrances. When I am finished, you viewers at home will receive, hm, let's say one vote to give to the best competitors!

Remember, the prizes go to charity, and it's all in good fun. Please enjoy everyone's hard work!

[Each competitor will have their own thread in which to post their outfit and entrance and where everyone can mock them. There'll be another thread for voting after that!

This is going up a little early so the competitors have time to see it and get their threads going.]

Comments

[onlysanechimera]

Your funeral, I suppose.

[ifbymyhands]

If I actually die, I'll haunt you, you know.

[onlysanechimera]

If I haven't died of embarrassment after all the community's put me through, I'm fairly certain it's not possible, so you'll probably be fine.

[ifbymyhands]

I trust your sage judgment.

[onlysanechimera]

You say that like I don't know sarcasm when I hear it.

[ifbymyhands]

Come on, trust me.

[onlysanechimera]

I'm not sure anyone is actually capable of saying "sage advice" without it sounding sarcastic, actually.