[Video - forward-dated to tomorrow afternoon]

[archangelofderp]

Ladies and gentlemen!

[What is Michael wearing... Evidently he thought the occasion was enough for him to get dressed up like a rock star. He smiles into the video camera, and adjusts it a little to look out over a large stage.]

Today certain contestants have been preparing and the time is here~ In a moment I'll start recording each of their entrances. When I am finished, you viewers at home will receive, hm, let's say one vote to give to the best competitors!

Remember, the prizes go to charity, and it's all in good fun. Please enjoy everyone's hard work!

[Each competitor will have their own thread in which to post their outfit and entrance and where everyone can mock them. There'll be another thread for voting after that!

This is going up a little early so the competitors have time to see it and get their threads going.]

Comments

[glass_secret]

Hey, I've seen some professional drag queens that I could have sworn were real women.

But, if you insist I will look better, I'll take it as a compliment.

[croibhristeoir]

...Are you implying people do this as a career path?

[diarmuid you sweet summer child you]

[glass_secret]

Oh sweetie, someone needs to take you to Vegas one day for a show.

Yes, there are men who are female impersonators for a living. And I hate to admit it, but some of them look better than most women.

[croibhristeoir]

[HE JUST DOESN'T KNOW OKAY]

That's...interesting, if nothing else.

[glass_secret]

[Keep talking to Cindy. He'll know a hell of a lot more afterwards.]

Very entertaining too, if you ask me.