[Video - forward-dated to tomorrow afternoon]

[archangelofderp]

Ladies and gentlemen!

[What is Michael wearing... Evidently he thought the occasion was enough for him to get dressed up like a rock star. He smiles into the video camera, and adjusts it a little to look out over a large stage.]

Today certain contestants have been preparing and the time is here~ In a moment I'll start recording each of their entrances. When I am finished, you viewers at home will receive, hm, let's say one vote to give to the best competitors!

Remember, the prizes go to charity, and it's all in good fun. Please enjoy everyone's hard work!

[Each competitor will have their own thread in which to post their outfit and entrance and where everyone can mock them. There'll be another thread for voting after that!

This is going up a little early so the competitors have time to see it and get their threads going.]

Comments

[chuanifrinn]

I was challenged, I can't turn down a challenge, even when I know it's going to turn out bad.

[smokepraylove]

So the trick to defeating you isn't finding some Achilles Heel, it's making use of the magic words "Double Dog Dare"?

[chuanifrinn]

I wonder if you're asking for trouble?

[smokepraylove]

Not especially?

[chuanifrinn]

You sure, because if you Double Dog Dare me too, I could oblige you.

[smokepraylove]

How's about if I just double dog dare you to tell me what charity your winnings would go to?

[chuanifrinn]

I wasn't counting on winning, but there are orphanages in London so one of them.

[smokepraylove]

Then all the more you should be in it to win it! It's not too late. Maybe if you dance, too...

[chuanifrinn]

I am not dancing...and don't look so disappointed because even if you say that I've already made my entrance and even when I'm not frowning I've been told I don't look good like this.

[smokepraylove]

Some men like their women on the big side.

[chuanifrinn]

Are you a breast man, then?

And no, no way I stuffing a bra, I put on the dress and the shoes. I made an effort.

[smokepraylove]

I was talking about your build, not your bust. I'm sure there's a niche for strongman gals too!

[chuanifrinn]

So you're flirting with me, that takes balls.

[smokepraylove]

...I'm finished trying to cheer you on and up.

[chuanifrinn]

Damn, that would have cheered me up.

[smokepraylove]

Do you want me to put a few beers in Needle Noggin and then see if you're his type? [You know. For the British Orphans.]

[chuanifrinn]

Nope, the moment has passed.