[Video - forward-dated to tomorrow afternoon]

[archangelofderp]

Ladies and gentlemen!

[What is Michael wearing... Evidently he thought the occasion was enough for him to get dressed up like a rock star. He smiles into the video camera, and adjusts it a little to look out over a large stage.]

Today certain contestants have been preparing and the time is here~ In a moment I'll start recording each of their entrances. When I am finished, you viewers at home will receive, hm, let's say one vote to give to the best competitors!

Remember, the prizes go to charity, and it's all in good fun. Please enjoy everyone's hard work!

[Each competitor will have their own thread in which to post their outfit and entrance and where everyone can mock them. There'll be another thread for voting after that!

This is going up a little early so the competitors have time to see it and get their threads going.]

Comments

[glimmerous_fop]

Why, do you plan on taking it all back?

[material_guy]

Taking what back?

[glimmerous_fop]

Forget about it, you wanted a drink didn't you?

[material_guy]

...You seem pretty sure of it, now.

[glimmerous_fop]

That depends on what you think I'm sure of.

[material_guy]

Let's start with your "recent acquisition."

[glimmerous_fop]

Why don't you go first for a change.

[material_guy]

It'd be rude to just talk about myself all the time.

[glimmerous_fop]

Don't try to kid a kidder. Anyway I'm talking about your feelings for me.

[material_guy]

Aa. How sure're you about 'em bein' what you think they are? You spent the last year figuring they were somethin' that got you down, now they're somethin' that makes you "delirious"...

[glimmerous_fop]

I'm certain of my own feelings if certainty is what you're looking for, I'm also certain that I'm being jerked around. You're going to lose the right to question me at this rate.

[material_guy]

Then, let's make it an easier question. You happy?

[glimmerous_fop]

I'm happy, What about you, are you happy?

[material_guy]

[He takes a moment to think about that, as if it's a particularly hard question, despite asking it like it was an easy one.]

[glimmerous_fop]

[And Klavier's a patient man, he'll just wait for that answer.]

[material_guy]

...No. [He's a little surprised by that, himself.] After all, not yet.

[glimmerous_fop]

I'm not sure what it would take for you to be happy. I expect I'm not that person.

[material_guy]

The fact that you can still spit out shit like that's... [He trails off and finished off his drink, a likely alcoholic reeking exhale being his finish to that vague statement.]

[glimmerous_fop]

And that's why things are always vague, you never follow through. You want to say something to me, then say it.

[material_guy]

The problem's not with it gettin' through, it's with you getting it once it's there. But if that's why I ain't happy with it no more, then [One arm shoots out to go around his shoulders.] I'll just have to.... [And it stops short of actually making physical contact, looking him over with a bland stare that eventually settles on his chest.

The other hand rises up to poke at it again.]

[glimmerous_fop]

[Klavier will just glare at Greed's finger and then at Greed for his inability to finish a sentence.] You realize if you don't do something, then I will, don't you?

[material_guy]

[His attention goes back up to his face. His dolled up, make-up wearing face.

And promptly both hands lift as he starts backing away.]

I'll just stay unhappy today.

[glimmerous_fop]

Good, then we'll both be unhappy, misery loves company. Though I'm beginning to doubt that.

[material_guy]

Go back to being delirious.

[glimmerous_fop]

I can't do what you say on command like a trained monkey.