[Video - forward-dated to tomorrow afternoon]

[archangelofderp]

Ladies and gentlemen!

[What is Michael wearing... Evidently he thought the occasion was enough for him to get dressed up like a rock star. He smiles into the video camera, and adjusts it a little to look out over a large stage.]

Today certain contestants have been preparing and the time is here~ In a moment I'll start recording each of their entrances. When I am finished, you viewers at home will receive, hm, let's say one vote to give to the best competitors!

Remember, the prizes go to charity, and it's all in good fun. Please enjoy everyone's hard work!

[Each competitor will have their own thread in which to post their outfit and entrance and where everyone can mock them. There'll be another thread for voting after that!

This is going up a little early so the competitors have time to see it and get their threads going.]

Comments

[smokepraylove]

Then you could write your temple off as a charity if you were so inclined.

[unknownrival]

I could, but wouldn't that feel like cheating? Sort of 'I award this money to myself'.

[smokepraylove]

It'd depend how much say you have in the temple's finances.

[unknownrival]

I delegate that job, most of the time.

[smokepraylove]

Delegate? You're the head monk?

[unknownrival]

It's my family's temple. My father is getting on in years, and my older brother is not responsible enough, really.

[smokepraylove]

Guess it might be tough to explain to your congregations and clergy where the money came from if you awarded it to your own temple.

"You see, I just looked so cute in stripes and a denim skirt... Tee hee."

[unknownrival]

I think they would probably let it pass if I just said 'community thing'. Doesn't that explain everything?

[smokepraylove]

Is it really such a get-out-f-jail-free card?

[unknownrival]

After five years, it is.

[smokepraylove]

Five years? You've been on here for half a decade?

[unknownrival]

Indeed I have.

[smokepraylove]

Should I offer my congratulations or my condolences?

[unknownrival]

Something in between.