[Video - forward-dated to tomorrow afternoon]

[archangelofderp]

Ladies and gentlemen!

[What is Michael wearing... Evidently he thought the occasion was enough for him to get dressed up like a rock star. He smiles into the video camera, and adjusts it a little to look out over a large stage.]

Today certain contestants have been preparing and the time is here~ In a moment I'll start recording each of their entrances. When I am finished, you viewers at home will receive, hm, let's say one vote to give to the best competitors!

Remember, the prizes go to charity, and it's all in good fun. Please enjoy everyone's hard work!

[Each competitor will have their own thread in which to post their outfit and entrance and where everyone can mock them. There'll be another thread for voting after that!

This is going up a little early so the competitors have time to see it and get their threads going.]

Comments

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[smokepraylove]

Sounds like something read right off a business card, that.

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[glimmerous_fop]

Are you implying that I'm saying it for the sake of saying it? I'm used to saying it because people seem so surprised, but the difference is that I also live it.

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[smokepraylove]

I wouldn't go as far as to call you a poseur, but you have to admit it sounds like a beauty pageant answer and looking at the forum we're in...

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[glimmerous_fop]

Believe me, it's not one of those "World Peace" responses, I am incredibly charitable. Just ask the biggest charity case in this place.

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[smokepraylove]

I get it, I get it. You don't sound like you're feeling to rewarded by whatever walking-the-walk you've done for this community charity case you've mentioned, though.

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[glimmerous_fop]

If you knew him, you'd know why. Anyway you don't sound convinced either, why is that?

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[smokepraylove]

Mm? No, I believe it. Most of you folks involved today seem to be good people. That's what makes the audience's job tougher.

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[glimmerous_fop]

So you're conducting an interview?

Well I suppose it doesn't matter as long as Greed doesn't win.

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[smokepraylove]

Just for my own purposes.

If I didn't know somebody was ridiculous enough to go by that name, I'd just take that as a symbolic statement.

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[glimmerous_fop]

Your own purposes?

Nothing symbolic about it, he's the real deal.

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[smokepraylove]

Now you're the one sounding like I'm suspicious. But either way, defeating "greed" sounds noble enough.

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[glimmerous_fop]

I get a little suspicious when someone has an ulterior motive that's entirely their own. It's how I am, not something I can shut off easily.

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[smokepraylove]

Now it's an ulterior motive?

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[glimmerous_fop]

I thought you were asking these questions in order to ease your own vote, but you said it's for your own purpose. Am I wrong?

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[smokepraylove]

No, that's my purpose. I'd vote for the so-called devil himself if the cause was good enough.

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[glimmerous_fop]

So have you found your candidate, or are you still interrogating?

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[smokepraylove]

It's tough. I was thinking "whichever one's best for kids" but cross dressers seem to have a soft spot for kids, too. Maybe I should be changing my venue to a different kind of bar when looking for alms...

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[glimmerous_fop]

That's not exactly accurate, I'm not a cross dresser I am a competitor. I don't dress like this as part of some night life hobby. This wasn't originally a charity event either, Michael wasn't sure as to what the prize should be so I suggested it...I like people in general, I think kids just happen to be a soft spot for most people.

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[smokepraylove]

Sorry, sorry. It's just the quality of some competitors is above and beyond a few hot blooded hobbyists I've laid eyes on, even.

So you're the one who made this into a charity event, then? In some ways no matter who wins, you're a giver.

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[glimmerous_fop]

I have access to the tools, but the number of times I've actually cross-dressed willingly...I'd say that's few.

Yes, as long as Greed doesn't win this by some kind of ridiculous ruling, then by some extension that's true.

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[smokepraylove]

The times you've cross-dressed unwillingly sound like a more interesting story.

As for the outcome, Saint Michael's not known as a pushover. Have a little faith.

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[glimmerous_fop]

Ah...well let's just say I'm scarred for life and I've been branded with the worst nickname.

Well I guess we'll see.

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[smokepraylove]

The worst nickname?

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[glimmerous_fop]

Yes.

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[smokepraylove]

[Can he expectantly, awkward silence it out of him?]