[Video - forward-dated to tomorrow afternoon]

[archangelofderp]

Ladies and gentlemen!

[What is Michael wearing... Evidently he thought the occasion was enough for him to get dressed up like a rock star. He smiles into the video camera, and adjusts it a little to look out over a large stage.]

Today certain contestants have been preparing and the time is here~ In a moment I'll start recording each of their entrances. When I am finished, you viewers at home will receive, hm, let's say one vote to give to the best competitors!

Remember, the prizes go to charity, and it's all in good fun. Please enjoy everyone's hard work!

[Each competitor will have their own thread in which to post their outfit and entrance and where everyone can mock them. There'll be another thread for voting after that!

This is going up a little early so the competitors have time to see it and get their threads going.]

Comments

[tenminutes]

Well, at least he's got a direct approach about it then. Tell him to stop trying to get me to do weird things with Battler and I won't spread rumors about how he's actually secretly a eunuch and that's why he overcompensates.

[glimmerous_fop]

I could try, he's pretty good at accepting my bribes. If I can think of anything that he wants just short of my motorcycle.

[tenminutes]

Get him his own motorcycle. I'll give you highly illegal weapons parts to pay for it.

[glimmerous_fop]

I've tried that approach. He wants my motorcycle because it's mine and it's precious to me. In a way it's kind of sweet, but...annoying at the same time.

[tenminutes]

Get him a matching one then you two can go out wearing leather pants together and ride like a couple.

[glimmerous_fop]

Can't get him a matching one, I built this one...and I think the notion might make him pull one of those...faces...at me. I'd have to go from a motorcycle gang angle approach.

[tenminutes]

Tell him you're starting a 2-man motorcycle gang then and you're offering the only open position to him and if he doesn't take it, then someone else is going to have to.

[glimmerous_fop]

I'll give it a try for your sake.

[tenminutes]

Thanks. We can even make up a gang sign so it'll seem more authentic.

[glimmerous_fop]

Oh? Do you have any particular signs in mind?

[tenminutes]

Not yet. We could make it like some dumb Print Club pose, it's not like he'd know.

[glimmerous_fop]

That could work as long as it isn't something he'd recognize. Like flipping the bird.

[tenminutes]

Hmm.. how about a left L frame and an out-turned right index-on-cheek?

[glimmerous_fop]

Sounds like a gang sign to me.

[tenminutes]

Then it works.

[ Obv the expert on gang signs here ]