Drinking hurts

[hunterofpeace]

[He looks more than tired, with the bags showing under his eyes and his shoulders slumped as if they were holding the weight of the world on his shoulders. In fact, it was much less deep. Vash the Stampede was hung over.]

Even the alcohol is working against me now! [The whine was enough to hurt his own head as he flopped out of view of the camera.] A priest should think more of others. [It's a mumble, it's whine.]

[But he pops back up.]

What was the commandment about not drinking? [Another groan.] JUST MAKE THE PAIN GO AWAY!

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[fightbymoonlight]

You look horrible. [No shit, Yuri.]

[hunterofpeace]

YURRRRIIII! [As if he can reach her, his hands go out.] Make it go awayyyy....

[fightbymoonlight]

Even if you ask that, what do you expect me to do?

[Ah, that's weird, she's getting this strange urge to go help him? She's... trying to resist it, since she really doesn't know what to do about this. She won't be able to resist for very long, of course, but hey, points for trying.]

[hunterofpeace]

Don't you have any special healing powers? If you can make it go away, I'll listen to any speech.

[His eyes water as he begs.]

[fightbymoonlight]

I don't have any powers like that. But fine, I'll try to do what I can. [Sighing. She's much too nice for her own good.] I'll be right over.

[She's worldhopping over to the nearest bookcase now. She's got a glass of water in one hand and aspirin in the other, which she manages to balance during the kinda bumpy worldhop. She isn't even sure how helpful this is, but whatever.] I'm here.

[hunterofpeace]

[Huh? She's really coming over? That genuinely surprises Vash but she's shaken it off by the time she comes over.]

You're really the best, Yuri. I should have went drinking with you instead of that priest.

[fightbymoonlight]

No, you really shouldn't have, since I'm not allowed to drink. [Not that she would have even if she was old enough to drink.] Here, if you take this it should help a little. [Handing him the aspirin and the water now.]

[smokepraylove]

"It is not what goes into the mouth that defiles a person, but what comes out of the mouth."

[hunterofpeace]

I shouldn't have to listen to this when it's your fault it hurts so much!

[Nevermind that he asked.]

[smokepraylove]

For starters, your screaming's not going to help either of our headaches.

[hunterofpeace]

You should suffer like you've made me sufferrrrrr! [Intentional scream at the end.]

[smokepraylove]

Ach--tstststststtt... [Both hands clamp over his ears at that.] This can't be normal. That little bit wasn't enough to take me down this hard...