accidental video

[tunics]

So wait... wait wait...!

[link tries to speak, his speech slurred and he slowly shakes his head. in his hand there was a bottle of... milk? but wait, that can't be, the label on it is all different and even the color is slightly off. whatever was happening, link and malon were both stationed inside of one of the towers at the ranch. there were two cows off to the side, chewing straw in the corner, and on the other side there were several large crates of... well.... special milk?

whatever.

the two of them were sitting on a crate, and it seems they had started to drink it and... well, neither of them even knew that they're a little intoxicated.]

...what was your dream again?

[it's the girl's turn to pipe up, and her speech just as slurred.]

My dream...! My dream is to get away from this farm and have a prince whisk me away, so I could run away with him and live a happy life...! h-hic...i-is that such a wrong dream, fairy boy, huh!? Wouldn't you want something like that?!

[the boy just. stared at her for a moment.]

You don't like the farm?

[She shook her head a bit, herself pointing a finger at Link.]

Hah! It gets boring when you're cooped up on this farm for so long...! I just want to get out and see the world! That's what I'm hoping for with my prince charming!

[She's already taking another drink of her milk, before slamming it down on the crate, causing the contents to rattle inside.]

Oooh, it's so sad! I thought I found my prince charming, but...! Turns out I was a little wrong...hic...you ever had that dream of running away yourself, fairy boy?

[Her face is definitely red from how intoxicated she is at the moment, and it was obvious she was slurring every word... and link just takes a moment to think about that before answering.]

Um... well, yeah I wanted to leave the forest... r..really badly... [he looks down at his bottle of special milk.] ...but... you see... ko...kokiri were told they never could. But now I'm out and I'm seeing the world!

[he turns to her right away, his eyes wide with excitement.]

And other worlds too! And don't wo...worry Malon! Your prince will come soon!

[Malon blinks at him curiously, not really knowing he wanted to be free from wherever he was as well. More so that she looks back down at her special milk bottle, before drinking the remaining contents.]

...hmph. You just don't understand what a girl means, do you?

[She grumbles a bit to herself, but eventually feels herself relax into a smile once she turns back to Link, poking him in the side.]

You should take me away from here sometime, too...a...after all...it'd be exciting with me and you...!

[A devious smile thus appears, as she hops off the crate and stumbles away getting two more bottles for the two to drink as the feed suddenly cuts off.]

Comments

[tenminutes]

There are so many levels of wrong in this post that I don't know where to start.

[milkandcreme]

[And she looks like she's been through hell, her face looking almost rather sick as she just sorta stares at Yuri for a moment.]

...h...huh...? What do you... [Wait...she's letting it sink in for a moment, before...]

... IT RECORDED THAAAAAT?!

[tenminutes]

Link's already got a potential girlfriend you know, don't try to drunk-elope with him or I'll have to go tell.

What the hell kind of drink was that anyway?

[tunics]

...We were just talking.

[and a little drunk. but link sounds a bit irritated.]

[tenminutes]

Yeah about eloping with a girl who isn't you-know-who.

[ She assumes he knows who because she assumes who. SHE HAS NO ACTUAL EVIDENCE FOR THIS BESIDES THAT SENA TREATS LINK DIFFERENTLY, PARTICULARLY WHEN THEY WENT TO THE HOT SPRINGS AND SHE TOLD YURI NOT TO MESS WITH HIM, BUT.. ]

As her friend, I'm offended on her behalf.

[moonspell]

Congratulations, Link.

[ She assumes this means he got himself a girl who really has dokidokis for him ok she wants him to TAKE HER AWAY~ A MILLION MILES AWAAAAY FROM HEEEEERE! ]

[milkandcreme]

N-No, it's not what it looks like, not at all! We're just friends, I swear we are!

[Who is this girl anyways and why is she here please let this be a dream!!!]

[moonspell]

It's not..?

[ It rather sounded like that.. after all, who would ask a man to take them away and go off alone with them on purpose if they didn't have feelings for them? ]

[tunics]

On what?

[he's still too oblivious for life.]

[moonspell]

You're lucky to have a girl who would want to travel with you, alone.

[shinjaeba]

You do realize that you don't need a 'prince' to get off the farm, right?

[tunics]

That's what I thought too.

[shinjaeba]

A woman's heart is a mysterious thing.

[milkandcreme]

W-Well, it would be better to have a prince actually whisk me away from here- no, wait, why am I even saying that, it's not true!!

[shinjaeba]

Well, you are young. It's really not that surprising that you want to leave where you live.

[wildmelody]

Oh good lord that was rather cute. Kind of like Kanade when she goes on about Ouji.

[tunics]

Ughh..

[link just groans.]

I hate that it recorded this, I barely even remember this conversation... that was a weird drink.

[wildmelody]

That's what happens when you drink alcohol. At least that's what I got from the encounter.

[milkandcreme]

H-Hold on here, don't get the wrong idea, alright? I don't like Link like that, this conversation was just a product of the drink, okay?!

[mightletyouknowme]

[They spend time like this together? And was Link...drunk? No, surely Link didn't drink. That was far too unlike him.

But Sena can read the subtext.]

You want to go away with Link?

[No. She likes you Malon but she'd gone through a lot of work to finally accept she liked Link and even more to finally get a vague future with him. Don't make her fight another girl.]

[tunics]

[he blinks at her when he notices her saying something like that. not like he understands fully what malon is getting at though, however.]

Um... maybe more like a trip?

[milkandcreme]

N-no! Why would I want to go away with him, of all people?! He's my friend, and I'd rather eat some Dodongo dung then go run away with him.

Sena, please don't get the wrong idea, but...I was just under the influence of the drink, I'd really never say something like that, and...

[She's trying really hard here, to convince the girl that she doesn't like Link at all- but it's really hard when her face is fully red at the moment.]

[smokepraylove]

I can't tell if you're a dense man or just a cruel one.

My sympathies to the poor gal, just the same.

[tunics]

Hey! That's not very nice!

[he's just dense.]

Why even say something like that...?

[milkandcreme]

H-Hey, I don't need any sympathy! I can deal without that hair brained idiot any day! So, just forget about this little conversation we have!