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[tenminutes]

I'm becoming a nun.

[dual_wield_hax]

Well if you become a nun then all's well, right?

Seriously, sorry. I just didn't think.

[tenminutes]

I'm demoting Greed from number 1 pervert, you're number 1. At least he doesn't think I'd actually do it with him the second I don't specifically say Battler's name.

[dual_wield_hax]

Oh c'mon! I'm not that bad. Really!

[tenminutes]

You are. You absolutely are. 200%.

[dual_wield_hax]

What would I have to do to make that drop to at least 100%?

[tenminutes]

It won't, it's too late.

[ She's made her decision. ]

[dual_wield_hax]

Fffffff fine fine.

[tenminutes]

It'll go down to 150% if you swear to never, ever turn that option off again.

[dual_wield_hax]

I promise. It's not like I have a use for it save for the taverns. I'll just cut that out of my routine.

[tenminutes]

And don't you ever tell your sister that you turned it off or that it exists, not in a million years.

[ yuri's going to form the protect the imoutos foundation. ]

[dual_wield_hax]

Are you nuts? I wouldn't tell Sugu that there's a function like that.

[She totally should just for the hell of it.]

[tenminutes]

Well you're a pervert so I don't know what you would or wouldn't do.

[dual_wield_hax]

Urgh.

So okay, I promise never to turn this function off or do anything like that.

[tenminutes]

Good, you're only 175% pervert then.

[dual_wield_hax]

You said...! Oh geez Yurippe...

[tenminutes]

I changed my mind. The pervert doesn't get a say in what percent pervert he's declared.

[dual_wield_hax]

... [Sigh] That's just like you.

[tenminutes]

Don't make me reintroduce the points system.

[dual_wield_hax]

Fine fine. [A pause] Points system?

[tenminutes]

Mhm~ You get points for good behavior or being cool or just generally pleasing me. Minus points for stupid comments, perversions, or other arbitrary actions.

[ Basically, whatever she feels like... ]

[dual_wield_hax]

Yeaaaah I'll pass on that. That sounds like it's completely up to you to determine on someone's status.

[tenminutes]

I'm doing that already anyway with you, Mr. 180% Pervert.

[dual_wield_hax]

Why did it just suddenly go up? No wait, I don't want to know.

[tenminutes]

Stupid comments.

[ It's the exact same thing..

Basically, it makes it easier for her to put him in a position where he's on the defensive instead of her freaking out about him saying weird things. ]