[video] - bodyswap virus

[glimmerous_fop]

[There is no plausible reason for this face to be attached to this account unless there were community shenanigans afoot.

Which is clearly the case here.

Not that it would be a first time experience for Klavier to be trapped in the body of someone else...though ultimately this one is far more pleasant than the last one...and he seems to be in a fairly secure location. At least he's not being hunted or shot at.

For now.

It's still more than a little inconvenient finding himself in another world, in another body, so if he looks a little weary that's probably why.

Though it would be Yurippe's weary face you're seeing and voice you're hearing, but the German accent that comes forth effortlessly is clearly and identifiably your very own glimmerous fop.]

Achtung, Fräulein, but I think we might need to have a lengthy discussion...I'll just assume you're in my house, ja? And that you are completely unharmed?

[Please confirm that you're okay!]

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[tenminutes]

Funny I was thinking the same thing. This is your house then?

[glimmerous_fop]

Ja, that would be my house. Are you comfortable? There's not much in the refrigerator...

...are the pets giving you any trouble?

[tenminutes]

I let them out into the world to be free. Don't worry though, I gave them a $20 bill and a can of Pepsi each as a parting gift.

[glimmerous_fop]

I should just assume you're joking, here, ja?

[tenminutes]

I fed them about 15 minutes ago.

video;

[jailbirds]

[ .. Huh, she doesn't recognize the account name at all. She does recognize the face, of course Ange does - it's Yuri, not like she ever wouldn't recognize the other girl. But since she herself is in Minatsuki's body (the reply comes from Ange's journal though) she has a good idea what's going on here. ]

So, who are you then? Are you going to treat Yuri's body well? [ Got to make sure her surrogate big sister is okay. Even if her tone is nothing but extremely deadpan. ]

video;

[glimmerous_fop]

Really? [he's a little bit disappointed given how long he's been here, but them's the breaks....sigh~] Klavier Gavin, Fräulein, and to put your mind at ease I intend to treat her the same way I would treat myself. With a great deal of care and respect.

[jailbirds]

Sorry to say that I've never really heard of you. [ It doesn't sound sincere, but not really like an insult either.. it's more like indifference. Ange's not social enough to keep track of everyone either way. ]

Besides, I doubt you can have a lot of "care and respect" when it's time to change clothes or use the bathroom. Just figured I'd say.

[glimmerous_fop]

Nothing for it if we don't travel in the same circles. [And so he'll just have to shrug it off.]

You can still be delicate about it, but I'm referring to the bigger picture like eating well, sleeping properly, and not deliberately doing anything dangerous or abnormal.

[jailbirds]

.. Well, I guess that's good enough. We've all been thrown into this lame situation without warning either way. [ And despite being stuck in prison now, Ange still feels like she got the better end of the deal since she's at least the same gender.. ] Besides, don't you know what the deal about Yuri is? She'll be fine no matter what you do. But it's still easier if you decide to not suddenly jump off a cliff or whatever.

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[answerer_sword]

You are acting strangely. There was never any trace of an accent in our previous conversation.

[Is it the virus again?]

video

[glimmerous_fop]

Nein. I'm not Yuri, I'm Klavier...we've swapped bodies apparently.

Re: video

[answerer_sword]

I see. Another victim of the virus then?

[It confirms her former suspicion.]

Has she responded yet? Are both of you safe?

Re: video

[glimmerous_fop]

Victim remains to be seen, but as far as I know, we are both okay.

Re: video

[answerer_sword]

I am glad to see that.

...I suppose she would enjoy her freedom of movement in your body.

[material_guy]

I can't tell if that accent's hot or just creepy on you. What's yer boyfriend think of it?

[glimmerous_fop]

I don't have a boyfriend, but I do have you, Herr.

[material_guy]

Creepy. It's creepy after all.

[glimmerous_fop]

It's me, Herr, I'm in this body...you remember? It's similar to the time I was stuck inside of Envy.

[material_guy]

No, you don't gotta lie to me. You just want me but don't want yer boyfriend to get weird on us about it, right? I get it, I get it... But it's still pretty sudden, for me...

[mightletyouknowme]

Who are you supposed to be? [Yeah, she knows the body switch thing, now. It happened to her, too.]

[glimmerous_fop]

I'm supposed to be Yuri...apparently.

[mightletyouknowme]

I know who she is. She's my friend so I'm asking who you are.

[glimmerous_fop]

I know what you're asking. I'm Klavier Gavin.

[mightletyouknowme]

If you do anything weird in her body, I'll never forgive you. You'll regret it.