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dramadramaduck2013-08-18 08:02 am
pintsizedpyro) wrote in dramadramaduck2013-08-18 08:02 am
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[video - bodyswap virus]
Y'know, I'm not much of a fan of how this place just keeps dumpin' me in random places, but at least last time I got to stay in my own freakin' body! This is just weird and creepy in so many ways, I don't even know where to start!
Oh wait, yes I do - why is it so hot here?! I mean geez, I like fire and all, but even I've got my limits!
[He grumbles some more, though most of it is unintelligible.]
So damn weird not bein' digital...
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What're you complainin' about? You got the better end of the deal when I'm stuck as some shrimp.
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Hey, watch who you call shrimp! Fine, my body might be small, but I could still kick your butt no problem, you hear?! [Yes, he's seriously trying to act tough to someone who can tell exactly how weak he is.] I just got better things to do than hang out in a freakin' furnace, I'm a busy guy!
[video] they have the best expressions for each other don't they
Doubt it. You can hardly make a flame - don't think that you could take the devil on.
[video] they really do. clearly this was meant to be.
My fireballs are awesome, you just can't appreciate 'em! Bigger ain't always better, you know!
[Pause. Wait, what?]
...the what now?
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Lord of Hell? Where'd you think you were?
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I dunno! There's all kinds a worlds out there, okay, so excuse me for not immediately assumin' I'm literally in Hell. I thought that was just some human myth or something!
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Fair 'nough. Congratulations, you went to Hell.
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Gee, thanks, I feel really special.
...y'know, you're not very menacing looking. Not really what I'd expect from the freakin' devil.
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Look who's talking!
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[Oh you did not just go there.]
What's that supposed to mean?! I'm plenty menacing!
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A shrimp-sized imp.
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Shut up! Stop callin' me a shrimp already!
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Why, that a sore spot?
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None of yer business! Now shut up or I'll make you shut up! [Emptiest threat ever.]
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Like to see you try.
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Is that a challenge?
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Maybe it is.
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It's hot there 'cause it's Hell, ya dumbass.
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Well, how was I supposed to know that?! It's not like there's a sign or anything! Geez!
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Just 'cause it looks like hell, that doesn't mean it is. It's not like I keep track of all the weird worlds out there!
Yeah, the guy said so as well. Gotta say, I expected someone like the Devil to be more impressive! Though the wings're pretty cool.
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[ minatsuki is totally just taking an opportunity to complain about lucifer to someone that... isn't lucifer. ]
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Seriously! I get that it's hot here and everythin', but there's gotta be something better he could've picked to wear than this! If you're the freakin' Lord of Hell you can at least try to be badass, I mean sheesh!
[Oh, he is all on board with complaining about Lucifer.]
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So, who're you, if you're so unlucky that you got stuck in that weird bastard's body?
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Gee, what tipped you off, the fact that I complained 'bout not being in my own body maybe? Sheesh!
So what, you a friend a his or somethin'?
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I--suppose I am.
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So the fact that I'm about 100% less of a complete jerk then? Seriously, how can anyone stand this guy? [Impmon, you of all people have no right to be saying stuff like this.]
What d'you mean, you suppose? You either are or aren't, it ain't exactly a tough question!
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A woman's heart is a mysterious thing--and I wouldn't wish to bruise his ego by saying 'yes'.