[accidental video - canon update]

[pintsizedpyro]

[Impmon's walking along a railing. Above him, a tall, humanoid fox is walking on a billboard. After a while, Impmon stops and immediately the fox follows suit.]

Hng... [Impmon turns and glares at the fox.] Quit followin' me!

I have a question.

And you think I care? Actually, I do care. Surprised? I care because I'm sure it's something stupid! [The fox, Renamon, jumps down to the same railing Impmon's on.] Hmph. I've learned not to expect much from you human-loving digiduds, but maybe there's hope for you, darlin', coming to yours truly for the answers! So tell me, foxy, what can I do you for?

Why don't you have a partner? [Clearly that wasn't the kind of question he was expecting. Impmon makes a slightly strangled noise of surprise and nearly falls off the railing, flailing a little as he tries to keep standing. Renamon isn't finished speaking, though.] Why should a Digimon have a partner? [Impmon takes a moment to regain his balance, then shrugs.]

You got me. No self respecting Digimon needs a partner, 'specially a human!

Are you sure?

Of course I am! Humans are selfish, I'd stay far away from them if I were you, they're trouble with a capital T! I'm sorry foxface, did I go too fast for you? Ah, forget about it! [He jumps ahead to the edge of the railing.]

How can we digivolve or increase our strength, unless we have a partner?

[Impmon angrily turns back around.] Aw, come on, you're not really buying that one!? The power's inside a you, forget all the rest!

How do I find it?

Eh... [For a brief moment, Impmon looks a bit surprised and unsure, but he's quickly back to just frowning.] I guess you're not very bright. Don't expect me to tell you what to do, you gotta figure it out for yourself!

I see. I... think I get what you're trying to say.

You get what I'm trying to say? You're just a know-it-all like all the rest of 'em, I get it, I get it! Well, you're not, Einstein and frankly you make me sick to my stomach!

I'll leave you alone then. [Renamon turns and walks off.]

You'll wha-? [Renamon casually jumps up to a higher building, leaving behind a fuming Impmon.] Hey, I got a lot more to say, don't you wanna hear!? Ah, baboom...

[ooc note: normal text is Impmon, italics are Renamon.]

Comments

[Voice]

[scentofmakai]

You're not really the wise mentor type, are you?

[Voice]

[pintsizedpyro]

I'm plenty wise, it's not my fault if people don't wanna listen to my great advice!

[Voice]

[scentofmakai]

The stuff you said was all pretty generic, though. Do you know what you're talking about?

[Voice]

[pintsizedpyro]

'Course I do! I'm the Digimon expert here, you know, so you should just take my word for it when it comes to this kinda stuff!

[Voice]

[scentofmakai]

Who called you an expert besides you?

[Voice]

[pintsizedpyro]

...That doesn't matter, I just am! Why's that so hard to believe, huh?!

[Voice]

[scentofmakai]

Maybe it's because I've met you for more than two seconds.

[Voice]

[pintsizedpyro]

Oh, real funny! Well, just for your information, I am an expert on this! I'm the only Digimon in this sorry town who gets how things really work!

[Voice]

[scentofmakai]

Or you're the last stubborn punk who won't fall in line, one or the other.

[Voice]

[pintsizedpyro]

You don't even know what you're talking about!

[Voice]

[scentofmakai]

Neither do you.

[Voice]

[pintsizedpyro]

I know way more than you at least!

[Voice]

[scentofmakai]

I'm not even from your world.

[Voice]

[pintsizedpyro]

Then stop actin' like you know what you're talking about, then! I swear, you're just as bad as Foxface, always actin' like a know-it-all when yer just clueless!

[Voice]

[scentofmakai]

It doesn't take a genius to recognize an idiot.

voice;

[notmynature]

Did she stay?

[Hey, look, a not dead Ellie.]

voice;

[pintsizedpyro]

Nah, she ran off. When I saw her later, turned out she just went back to her Tamer, even after my great advice! Hmph. Don't know why I even wasted my time on her!

[...

Wait a second.]

Whoa, wait. You're still okay?

[fairyofwind]

Not all humans are selfish, you know.

[pintsizedpyro]

Of course you'd say that, since yer human! I haven't met a single one that doesn't fit the bill, though!

[fairyofwind]

Then you've met the wrong ones.

[pintsizedpyro]

I've met plenty already! I'm not gonna go look around for some kinda special exception, I got better things to do with my time!

[fairyofwind]

You've met me. Am I selfish?