I never ask for this [video?]

[goddesstune]

[There is nothing but blackness]

For the last time, Souta.

I don't want.

An internet account.

Especially a random one like this.

I don't want to say hi to strangers.

Yes, I covered the camera, why?

[A boy's voice can be heard, but is quickly replaced by a muffled voice in the background]

Shut up! People can hear everything you say!

[More muffled voice]

Oh, go away....don't touch that!!

[The video shows the face of a young girl with bright orange hair, before shifting to the desk and the ceiling and it ends with a rough, violent buzzing sound]

Comments

[wildmelody]

Welcome to the madhouse Ako-chan~!

[goddesstune]

Great, you guys are here too. The more reason to leave this place.

[wildmelody]

Oh c'mon don't be like that! I'm sure you'll feel better after talking to a few people on here!

[goddesstune]

Fine, I'll stay around for a bit and see what makes this place so interesting for you.

[promisedknight]

You're stuck with it now.

[goddesstune]

...I definitely have to find a way out.

[promisedknight]

That'll only happen when the community gets bored with you. So far, no one's been lucky enough to have a life that dull.

[goddesstune]

...okay. So we're all trapped in this so-called community. And everyone's fine with that?

[fightbymoonlight]

I'm afraid that you don't have a choice in the matter anymore. Sorry about that.

[goddesstune]

Yuri-senpai... How did they manage to lure you here?

[fightbymoonlight]

I wasn't really lured here, it just showed up out of nowh-

[...waaaaaaait a moment.]

I'm sorry... Have we met? [Damn it, community, wasn't the timeline broken enough already?]

[goddesstune]

We haven't, but I've heard of you before. It's, uh...complicated. You will find out about it someday.

[alldevouringabomination]

Quack!

[So how about seeing a genuine alien creature for the first time, Ako? No, Earth doesn't count. Kirby is quacking at you. It seems he is trying to tell you that the community isn't so bad.

Kirby still has a lot to learn.]

[goddesstune]

Um... [Ako is confused, but she really likes animals and Kirby looks a lot like these little creatures from Major Land]

Hello there~

Bet she's not regretting being on the duck now.

[alldevouringabomination]

Hi~

[People keep mistaking Kirby for a lot of things, and while Kirby can BE a lot of things, he is still his own person.

But anyway, Kirby waves. He just keeps meeting new people!]

[iwontforgivethis]

Sorry. It's not really his fault that it's happening. The community seems to have a mind of its own.

[goddesstune]

So there's a conspiracy to lure me in...?

[iwontforgivethis]

I... don't think it's something like that either. It's more that just... the community is alive. Or something. I don't think any of us here really know how it works. We just know what it likes to do.

video

[chuanifrinn]

Well, you're here now! Welcome to the Duck.

video

[goddesstune]

I....there's no way my sanity will remain intact, huh?

Re: video

[chuanifrinn]

I don't know about that, I've been here for a while and I like to think of myself as relatively sane.

The uptick is that you get to see good looking faces like this one on the regular. So, don't be too upset.

[a_new_innovator]

Unfortunately, its very hard to get rid of this once you've been "invited" in.

[goddesstune]

Are..are there any tips for me to survive?

[a_new_innovator]

Well... for the most part it doesn't try to hurt you and aside from potentially being annoying it doesn't effect life as a whole. There are things known as viruses that do effect real life. Most are just strange. I had one though once that was throwing objects at me.

video;

[entreats]

Man, more and more people are forced to do this sort of thing, huh..? I can get your sentiment though, there's absolutely nothing interesting about talking to people on here. I can promise you that much.

[ Her tone is a little dry and deadpan and her expression practically just a lineface. ]