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[tenminutes]

I either want a dog or this cat.

Can I get someone to say they'll take care of one once I'm gone if I do?

Riley and Jin: Get over here, we need to talk!

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[tenminutes]

[ Yuri doesn't respond for a few seconds when she brings that up. That situation is the whole reason she's been sleeping in Ange's room after all. ]

He really doesn't like taking advice when it comes to matters like that. I wish he'd just get it over with already.

[entreats]

.. I'd like to think he's taking his sweet time for a good reason, but.. [ She's thinking of how to best sum it up. In the end it just ends up with her sighing. ] .. it's Battler onii-chan. [ Best way to put it, right. ]

[tenminutes]

[ That's because it takes time to weave lies. If he was telling the truth, he could've done it immediately. Yuri doesn't mention that though, but she's sure once this whole thing starts Ange will be able to figure out exactly why she got pissed off at Battler enough to go sleep in Ange's room. ]

It really, really is Battler.

[ Yeah she's just gonna leave it at that.. since even if she doesn't think what Battler's doing is right, she's not going to stop him from at least trying. ]

How about a Bernese Mountain Dog?



They're like the horses of dogs.

[entreats]

That thing looks like it'd be big enough to eat me.

[ At least she goes along with the topic change, right.. even if it's with a deadpan kind of answer. ]

[tenminutes]

It's not that big. Maybe squish, but I'm sure your chest would act as cushioning.

[ Ange how are they even that big. You're an imouto. It's not legal for imoutos to have chests that big!! ]

[entreats]

[ WHY DO WE NEED TO TALK ABOUT ANGE'S JIGGLES..!! ]

Hey, don't let that thing anywhere near my chest. Onii-chan would probably start to cry on the spot.

[tenminutes]

[ Do you really need to question that after Ange's last words.. ]

Good, he can cry all he wants.

[entreats]

And what if that thing decides to slobber all over him instead?

[tenminutes]

Then I can tell him to go take a shower and I get eye candy, obviously.

[ Yuri can come up with some stupid excuse for everything she wants, Ange, haven't you figured that out yet? ]

[entreats]

[ It's how she talked Ange into a lot of things, so technically she should be catching on by now.. ]

As long as it's somewhere far away from me. [ ONII-CHAN AND ONEE-CHAN RABU RABU COOTIES EWWW. ]

[tenminutes]

[ No one ever seems to catch on, it's a mystery of life. ]

Don't worry, I wouldn't traumatize you like that. Though we probably should take a shower together and let him know so he does that thing where he sits outside the door and whines and scratches at it.

[ YURI YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW IF HE ACTUALLY DOES THAT HE'S NOT AN ACTUAL DOG!! ]

[entreats]

I'm not sure how you can call the sound that he makes whining. If anything, it's louder than some sort of rock music concert.

[ They'd go deaf in the bathroom.. ]

[tenminutes]

I guess wailing is more his style, you're right...

[entreats]

Not to mention the screaming. Something like "Uwooooorgh, Yuriiii, you can't take away my little sister's innocence before I was able tooooo!" [ Except when Ange says it, it's with her usual really deadpan and flat tone. It makes it sound even more comical in a weird way. ]

[tenminutes]

[ If Yuri didn't have such great practice at keeping her poker face, she'd probably be doubled-over right now. As it stands, she's smiling and trying not to laugh. ]

The worst part is that would probably be his number one problem with it!

[entreats]

Of course it'd be that. But it would suck for us since he would probably start using really weird metaphors for my innocence.

[ We're talking about the guy here who describes diarrhea as "marshmellows turning into syrup".. ]

[tenminutes]

We can just tell him that his stream's been infected with red tide so there aren't any fish to swim upstream anymore.

[entreats]

...

[ She lets out a sigh. ]

I see, so I'm stuck with two of those types here.

[tenminutes]

I'm not that type, I've just learned how to speak his language.