dramadramaduck

Hey, since community-Christmas--Communimas? Duckmas?--is coming up, and I know some people are just dying to give each other gifts--or coal, or low-intensity explosives--I've got the perfect thing for you to send your gifts without having to leave your couch.

[Attachment: teleportation.exe]

I'd love to take credit for the program, but I didn't actually work on it. Got caught up in it, which brings me to a very important point:

Please, for the love of everything, do not send living things through it. If you're buying someone a puppy, use a worldhop for it. Fine china is safer in a teleport than living things, okay? It works by breaking down particles into data and reconstructing them on the other side, and we haven't worked out the kinks where that isn't fatal to all but the extremely lucky, talented, and genius, i.e., me. And my teammates, but they've got another program that keeps them alive in the event of teleportation, and it's definitely something I can't give out easily, got it?

Let's recap: If teleporting, nonliving only.

Thanks, and Merry Duckmas.