What.

[wildmelody]

I just had a fight with a pudding. Like just a talking pudding. Which started with me trying to eat said pudding.

And no, it wasn't a Precure fight.

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[alldevouringabomination]

[Hibiki isn't the only one having culinary woes. Kirby here is trying to make a simple stew, with various ingredients tossed in a pot over open flames.

Key word there is trying. The pot is evading most of Kirby's attempts to add ingredients and stir them.]

Ayya!

[wildmelody]

Yeah that seems to be about it. Wrestle it to the ground!

[alldevouringabomination]

[Kirby is attempting to do just that, making sure that the food in in the pot and making the pot behave.

It's not going so well. Is he going to need to use a Copy Ability for this?]

[wildmelody]

[She winces as things go flying. Well this could be bad.] Do you have a net?

1/2

[alldevouringabomination]

[You know what? It looks like Kirby will need to layeth the smacketh downe on an unruly household tool.

He eats the ladle he was previously using for the pot itself.]

2/2

[alldevouringabomination]

[Cook Kirby is the obvious choice!

Cook Kirby grows his frying pan to giant proportions, and with a WHAM the pot gets pinned under the pan, Cook Kirby watching for any more trouble.]

Re: 2/2

[wildmelody]

Ooooooh. [Clapping. What else could she do but watch anyhow?]

[alldevouringabomination]

[With the pot stopped for now, Cook Kirby shall do his thing making sure his meal comes along nicely.

Dinner and a show? What an unexpected turn of events.]

[wildmelody]

Looks good. What are you making?

[alldevouringabomination]

[It's basically just a vegetable and meat stew, as Cook Kirby draws a picture of. Nothing fancy, or at least that was the plan.

The giant pan shakes slightly, but stops after a second.]

[wildmelody]

Well I hope it's delicious when you're done. [Shaking pot aside.]

[alldevouringabomination]

[Oh, it will be! This IS the Cook Ability you're talking about!]

Yum!

[Cook Kirby is of course looking forward to it.]

[wildmelody]

Heheh good then!

[alldevouringabomination]

[There is absolutely no way this trouble will continue; it's just an isolated incident.

Right?]

[willtolove]

You too? Mine wasn't pudding, though. It was Chinese food. In tinfoil. As a dragon. Because the restaurant is called the Silver Dragon, I guess.

[wildmelody]

Yeah I was having dessert at school and wound up chasing it all over the grounds.

Chinese Food huh? Oh man that's got to suck.

[willtolove]

I'M STILL FIGHTING IT!

It's breathing General Tso's Chicken at me!

[wildmelody]

... need help? I might be able to get Kanade to transform me and Ellen to port me over.

[willtolove]

Please? I managed to tie its mouth shut with lo mein, but I don't know how long it'll last. I have no idea how no one sees me flying around the restaurant.

[wildmelody]

Magic of weirdness. Okay I'll be right over.

[willtolove]

Thanks. I'm really out of my element here.

[wildmelody]

I have a problem: when we tried to connect to your world we hit a big blue wall.

[willtolove]

...Oh, duh. The Veil. I didn't think it'd keep out anyone from the community!

[wildmelody]

I guess it did. I feel sorry for anyone smacking into that thing. It repelled the bridge pretty violently.

[willtolove]

Okay. I think I managed to get it to settle down with some duck sauce.

Yeah, that's the whole point. It's supposed to keep the evil in Meridian in instead of out. Doesn't work all the time, which I guess is a good thing, since it means we can go in there and fight.

[wildmelody]

Duck sauce huh? I'll keep that in mind.

Ah okay, that makes sense. And if you can get in there then that'll probably help then undo the damage.

[willtolove]

I'm never going to get the smell of soy sauce out of my hair, though.

Pretty much.

[wildmelody]

Try head and shoulders. It's pretty powerful, but it's going to do a number on the softness.

Yep.

[willtolove]

I'll give it a try, thanks.