[video/written]

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[video]

[the video feed comes in dim and flickering, like the camera is snapping on and off or being covered by someone... turning... pages? The sound of rustling paper certainly indicates the latter.

There are glimpses of an elaborate ceiling high above in the gloom, domed and painted bright colours, perhaps a palace or a temple. Closer to the 'camera' is the face of a young woman with grey eyes and long ash brown hair, tied back in a ponytail. It definitely isn't Takiko, but the post seems to be coming from Takiko's journal...?

The young woman is frowning, her expression becoming more and more suspicious as she continues to flip through pages. She doesn't seem to care that the front of her sleeping robe is gaping open, revealing boobs and a heavy swath of bandages running diagonally across her chest and a — mark? tattoo? — of the Japanese symbol for 'woman', 女, just below her collarbone. Enjoy the show, ducks.

She's downright scowling by the time she reaches the end of the entries, muttering a quick curse and an 'Idiot girl' as she looks away and slams the book closed]

[handwritten]

Oi, where is all of this coming from? Just who are you, and what are you saying to Takiko?

[the entry comes only minutes after the video feed, and handwriting is rough and angular, not at all like Takiko's usual elegant hand]

Comments

[video] No reason why not!

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[to be honest it's just more confusing than anything. It just being video is weird enough, and Rimudo is frowning at it as the 'camera' comes back on on her end]

Now it's making moving... pictures...?

[what the hell even is that thing, is that a Celestial Warrior power or what]

Yay!

[alldevouringabomination]

[Welcome to the sufficiently advanced magic that is technology! You get to witness this Celestial Star Warrior send his ceramic and glass foes into things that are very hard and heavy with sudden movement of Water.

Like the time with Jak, Water Kirby is too busy fighting to respond just yet.]

[video]

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[it is more than a little bizarre tbh, and Rimudo seems worried by how much noise it's making. Picking the book up and flipping through its pages again, giving it a little shake!]

How do I make this stupid thing stop?

Re: [video]

[alldevouringabomination]

[By beating them up, of course!

...wait, you meant the book, didn't you.

Thanks to repeated applications of the Universal Solvent on the culinaryware, Water Kirby has thinned them out (for now) and therefore gets a chance to speak to you!]

Hiii~

[Pause.]

Poyo!

[Very helpful, isn't he?]

[video]

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[the most. If only she'd met Namame by now, that might make this slightly less weird]

'Poyo'?

video always

[alldevouringabomination]

Poyo!

[Someone who agrees! Yay!

Water Kirby will blast a torrent of H2O at a bowl trying to get the drop on him while he's interacting with Rimudo, sending it into a tree and shattering it.]

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......


....What are you?

1/2

[alldevouringabomination]

Kirby~

[He should just get a name tag or something. He's not a Pokémon, after all.

Rimudo's question buys a pot enough time to hit Water Kirby with a thrown knife, however.]

ACK!

[In an instant a huge quantity of water escapes from Kirby's mouth, the hit detransforming him back into Normal. Said water is absorbed by the earth, meaning Kirby can't simply recollect it. Uh oh.

But never mind that, because the pot tosses another knife at Kirby, who literally sucks it up in a powerful vortex!]

2/2

[alldevouringabomination]

[Behold, Cutter Kirby!

He shall throw a bladed crescent-shaped bladed boomerang at the offending pot, bisecting it!

That's what you get for being so rude, pot.]

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What's a—

[—uh]

What was that?!

[alldevouringabomination]

[What was what? This?

Cutter Kirby casually tosses a cutter, hewing down bushes and a small rock or two. Was that your answer? Likely isn't, but Kirby isn't used to other people freaking out]

[windofchange]

[having uncomfortable flashbacks to her fight with Hagas]

You'd better not plan to try anything like that on me.

[alldevouringabomination]

[Kirby is not good at calming people who are... uncomfortable... at his existence. He hasn't much experience in that regard.

Cutter Kirby tilts his head. Plan to? But he doesn't yet have any good reasons to. Kirby gets up close to the view, taking up most of it.]

Oyo?

[...this probably isn't helping, huh.]

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[...nope not really]

You heard me.

[I think]

[alldevouringabomination]

[...yes he did.

Cutter Kirby thinks, and two seconds later he upchucks the knife reverting him back to Normal. Is that better, Rimudo?

...though, it might not be for Kirby here, as the last of the enemies are hiding in bushes, waiting for Kirby to become just distracted enough. Rimudo should be able to see them with some effort, however...]

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[it shows that Kirby's understanding her on some level, at least, which is something. She relaxes a hair, only to tense up at the sight of movement in the bushes]

Oi, watch out behind you!

1/2

[alldevouringabomination]

[The warning comes quick enough that Kirby can slide out of the way of an entire mob of mugs, glasses, dishes, and silverware.

Too bad he tossed that knife away, Cutter might have been handy against these enemies. Unfortunately for said enemies, they were careless enough to uncover some feathers when they made their attack, and Kirby spots the feathers' movement.

He wastes no time sucking them up.]

2/2

[alldevouringabomination]

[Too bad the foes don't have ranged attacks, because Wing Kirby takes to the skies and starts filleting them with sharp feathers!]

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...Not bad...

[she's almost getting used to this]

[alldevouringabomination]

[It is indeed not bad for Wing Kirby, who is dispatching the last few foes almost with casual ease, like he's done this lots of time before.]

[windofchange]

[just gonna. wait until he's done there, mildly impressed despite herself]

[alldevouringabomination]

[And now he is!

Victory, though it's not quite worth Dancing over. Still, this means that Wing Kirby can finally continue his conversation with the tsundere Rimudo.]

Eya!

[windofchange]

Where'd you learn how to—

[oops wait incoming Takiko]

[alldevouringabomination]

[Good thing she didn't finish that sentence, otherwise this mun would have to resort to headcanon for an answer other than "I always had this loldunno".

Wing Kirby takes notice of a new person! His attention, you has it.]

(OOC: Threadjack?]

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((yep! If Takiko-mun doesn't get around to it you can just assume Kirby got to see the actionspam below))