Intro - Spider Game

[blamemysister]

[Text]

We have come up with a most delightful game! It is called the Spider Game. Make note that there is only one way to win, and that is to locate us before we make our move.

This new power pleases us, and we insist on utilizing it as much as possible! The Fun will be doubled, nay, tripled with this new expansion of Equestrian shores!


[Action]

Somewhere, perhaps you're not expecting it, a invisible pony drops right atop you.

"HOW MANY POINTS DO I RECEIVE?!"

Comments

[action]

[x_battousai]

Oro?!

[Kenshin falls flat on his face. The assassin Battousai, ladies and gentlemen!]

Re: [action]

[blamemysister]

What fun! [Clap clap clap] I did not hurt you, did I? The Spider Game is quite physical.

[icantbelievethis]

*crushed*

OW.

[blamemysister]

Did I impact from too far up? I should have been more attentive to that. [Have a Pony levitating you off the floor, Nagisa.]

[icantbelievethis]

H-hey, what? What kind of fairy is that big?

[blamemysister]

I am not a fairy! We are the Princess of the Night, the Evening Star, Princess Luna! [Majestic spreading of her wings as she tries to look intimidating. There was also a touch of the Royal Canterlot Voice.]

We have come into your world to play the Spider Game! Tell me human, how many points did we receive?

[icantbelievethis]

I don't exactly remember inviting you over.

[blamemysister]

We invited ourselves. Er, I mean I invited myself. This newfound power to hop between worlds is quite amusing. So many new video games to play!

[icantbelievethis]

How does a horse princess play video games?

[blamemysister]

Very easily! It is fun, and even if we do not have thumbs, we have magic and flexible hooves.

Also, we are ponies.

[former_endboss]

Princess Luna. You have found yourself in a dark chamber, made of black metal and brass tubes like organ pipes. There is solid purplish metal underhoof, a dark plum color of plutonian foreboding. Magic leaks out of every single pipe, focused on keeping something sealed-but it is undirected, and the seal decays.

Beneath that metal plate, Mir lies dreaming. But her dreams are close enough to wakefulness now that she can be aware that something is going on.

[icantbelievethis]

Is there a difference?

[blamemysister]

Horses are not commonly found on Equestria. We are all ponies there, or dragons or griffons or anything else.

[blamemysister]

Hmm, this seems like something worth investigating. Well, she was locked up for 10 minutes so may as well poke around. Tap tap.

[former_endboss]

Be careful with that tapping, lest you wake the ancient evil sealed here! But seriously, there is clearly something nasty here. The evil thoughts practically saturate the air, and a sense of forboding fills the room. In the fullness of time, there may even be a boss fight here.

But for now, it takes all of Mir's effort just to force a spark of her will to appear.

[blamemysister]

You do realize Luna is also a goddess right? Takes a lot to off this one. But she's all sensing that and raises a brow. "Interesting."

[icantbelievethis]

That doesn't really explain it.

[former_endboss]

'Also' a goddess. There once was a cult that worshiped Mir, and the very existence of this place is testament to how hard she is to defeat.

"Same to you. Why is there a Pretty Pony Prancing in my Prison?"

[blamemysister]

"I'm just a passing-by alicorn."

Do you move the moon every night? No? Sit down. Luna has it covered.

[blamemysister]

Perhaps we shall take a trip! It will be most enlightening! Ah but you require a magical disguise to blend in.

[icantbelievethis]

I can't believe this! No way. I have stuff to do!

[former_endboss]

..."Just. Well all right then. This is tiring so goodbye."

Mir is just hoping this is just a hallucination brought on by exceeding her designed lifespan. Yes, that has to be it.

[blamemysister]

And in a poof of light, Luna vanishes as well. That was an interesting visit.

[blamemysister]

It will only take a moment of your time! We will make the journey post-haste!

[icantbelievethis]

No no no no no no no. Go home before someone notices you!