[video; My Two Sides virus]

[alldevouringabomination]

[It's Kirby again, and he's at a beach. Crystal blue water, smooth yellow sand, clear sky, life is looking good.

As he is frolicking about, he comes across a sand castle! Obviously he didn't make it, but it's a pretty detailed castle all things considered.

As he is about to turn away, two small figures appear on top of him! Both resemble Kirby, but one is wearing thickset glasses and a dark blue tie, while the other is a multicoloured mess of random accessories and makeup. The latter starts speaking at the understandably surprised Kirby.]

Try adding eggshells to the castle!

[The glasses "Kirby" responds with disdain:]

That is a waste of perfectly good eggs and you know it. Besides, how do you know if that won't ruin it? Kirby didn't make the castle.

Aw, c'mon! The owner could really like eggshells! Oooh, make them striped!

[As the two start arguing, Kirby just rubs his head. He has no idea what's going on.]

(OOC: It's Kirby's Silly Side and his Serious Side!)

Comments

[fallen_stage]

[...Well, that's interesting. Little Kirbies - vocal ones at that - directing the child around.]

What could those two be?

Wow, someone responds?

[alldevouringabomination]

[Yes, Kuja! Little Kirbies that talk! Enjoy it while it lasts.

Or not.

The one with the tie speaks up:]

I am the aspect of Kirby that knows that life is not simply games, sleeping, and eating.

[The... other... Kirby interjects.]

By that, he means he's BORING and a complete stick in the mud! Besides, life is mostly fun and games, right?

There is a time for fun-

Yeah, now!

You did not let me finish-

[Kirby just holds his face in his hands.]

How can I not?

[fallen_stage]

[Blink. Interesting.]

Since you've appeared only now, I assume you two are from the virus going around?

Look at me mommy, I'm being memorable!

[alldevouringabomination]

We were always with him! The virus just brought us out!

...yes we are.

[Silly boops Serious on the spot where the nose would be.]

i love kirby and you play him so nicely. >w< also i think their cr is hilarious on a meta level

[fallen_stage]

I see, so two opposite traits have been given manifest form. These viruses are more powerful than I've thought.

[Kuja contemplates what would have happened had they been infected. What secrets could have come out? Would any part of him desire expression over the self-preservation via their facade? Ugh.]

Well, Kirby, how do you feel about this?

D'aww, thank you! Kuja is like Marx in a few ways, eh? Also, check out the recent HMD and love meme

[alldevouringabomination]

Aiee!

[Kirby is mostly dumbfounded, and that's saying something. He is not ready to face himself He is currently attempting to get both Silly and Serious to calm down and stop fighting. Spoilers: He's not having any success.

Be glad you haven't been stricken, Kuja. For all you know, it could be much more humiliating than this.]

Marx, huh? I'd say "two-faced" and "mercentile". oooh love meme!

[fallen_stage]

...I see. Poor thing.

[Not that Kirby has a lot to worry about, since his sides are only minor annoyances.]

You two, can't you leave him be? Or re-integrate?

Indeed. Use the memes, they are shiny and still have that new car scent!

[alldevouringabomination]

- I didn't think of that!

[Nice going, Kuja. Silly has now literally flown off into the distance, and both Serious and Kirby both exclaim in surprise. Shortly after, there is now yelling and laughter where Silly went.]

He is being unwelcome, apparently.

[Kirby is now moving after Silly! Serious, and the feed, follows.]

New car smell is the best. I love the scent of clean fabric

[fallen_stage]

[Oops.]

Should - should I help you?

[This is their fault, and they can world-hop now. A little Stop or Sleep spell should be enough.]

You can even get it without spending thousands of US dollars.

[alldevouringabomination]

[Kirby nods! Because at the moment, there are what looks like a couple of Kabuus and Cappies covered in some sort of sticky string. Silly is holding what looks like bright red pompoms.]

Putting him to sleep would be best, but we cannot afford to be picky right now.

yeah just go to a shoestore, it has similar fresh smells .D.

[fallen_stage]

[Kuja does smile at Silly's antics, but they know how a little mirth can go too far. So, using their new device, Kuja finds themself on a beach.]

Not a problem at all! Just watch~

[With a red glow, Kuja mutters the incantation for Sleep under their breath, aiming for Kirby's silly side.]

there are even air fresheners that are that scent

[alldevouringabomination]

[And just like that, Silly is out like a light. Though, even in his sleep, Silly is mumbling about strange things and making exaggerated gestures.

Both Serious and Kirby blink. Kirby then has relief on his face, while Serious turns to Kuja.]

Thank you very much.