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[video - My Two Sides - backdated by like two days]

[Beelzemon is looking rather annoyed today. Which might have something to do with the small DemiDevimon and MarineAngemon floating over his shoulders. You can't say the community doesn't know how to make its viruses appropriate to the setting.]

I don't know about the rest of you, but I'm ready to get this virus over and done with. I can barely even hear myself think! Ugh, such a freakin' pain-

[The DemiDevimon decides to interrupt before he can finish speaking, though.]

Yeah, yeah, woe is you! Now shaddup and get to doing something about those pests already! Gotta keep up our end of the deal, right?

...Shut up.

Wow, defensive, aren't we? You want to prove you're stronger than them, right? So let's do that.

...

Um... [Hesitantly, MarineAngemon flies closer.] Why don't we just forget about that and go home? We don't have to fight them-

[Annnnd that just earns him a slap in the face from DemiDevimon's wing. Ouch.]

No one cares what YOU think!

[Beelzemon facepalms and lets out a growl.]

...This better be a short virus.

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...That sounds awfully familiar for some reason.

[Oh crap, this guy.

...Welp, time to pretend he has no idea who he is.]

Why's that?

Someone I knew here once had a thing about proving he was stronger than everybody. I think he might have been the same species as you.

Same species, oh, that's real specific! 'Cause it's not like there's hundreds of different Digimon or anything!

Anyway, I'm not like that at all, don't listen to that annoying bat. I don't have to prove anything to anyone! I already know I'm the strongest.

Yeah, sure ya do! I'm sure that's exactly the reason you're avoiding this fi-

[Beelzemon just pushes DemiDevimon away, out of the screen.]

How many times do I gotta tell you to shut your mouth?!

...It's probably a coincidence, then. [He still sounds skeptical, but...no real proof, after all.]

You're avoiding something? Why? Is it dangerous?

Yeah. Probably.

I'm not avoiding anythin', didn't I just tell you to ignore what this thing's saying? I've got a fight comin' up that I'm still preparing for, that's all.

Yeah, that makes sense. Not running into things without a plan.

Exactly! No reason to rush into this, I don't see why that's so hard to understand! Why else would I be waitin'?

Maybe because you don't want to fight them since they're your fr-

[He just up and grabs MarineAngemon to shut it up.]

You shut it too!

...Is something going on?

Ye-

[Nope, nope, not letting those two finish talking.]

No there ain't!

[Oh yeah, 'cause THAT'S not suspicious at all.]

Well, okay. But if there is ever a problem, I'm sure there's enough people here who are willing to help.

Like I'll ever need any help, especially from the likes of you people! No thanks, I'll handle my own problems!

It was just an offer. You don't have to get like that over it.

It pisses me off, alright?! People here keep offering help and it's annoying as hell. Only weaklings need help.

[Someone has issues.]

[WAY too familiar now.]

Needing help doesn't make you weak.

Sure it does! That's basically the definition of being weak.

...We've been through this song and dance before, haven't we?

...Don't know what the hell you're talkin' about.

I'm repeating the same arguments I made before. Tell me, do digimon change form?

...

So what if they do?

Then is this your stronger form, Impmon?

DON'T CALL ME THAT!

[He doesn't think before yelling. It's instinct, pure and simple, so he completely forgets to try denying it.

Even DemiDevimon and MarineAngemon jump at his outburst.]

Impmon doesn't exist anymore!

Then are you happy now? Did you get the power you wanted? Or are you still looking for more?

Until I'm the strongest, I'm always lookin' for more power! [Though he's still quiet (for now), DemiDevimon nods in agreement. MarineAngemon just looks concerned.] But I don't see how that's any a your business!

So you don't care about anyone else? About nothing else than being the strongest?

...

[He hesitates. But only briefly.]

'Course I don't care about anything else! Don't see why that's a surprise, it ain't like I've ever made a big secret outta that.

Then you haven't changed at all. You're not any stronger than you were when you started.

[Well, Miharu sure is succeeding in pressing all his buttons right now.]

The hell does that even mean?! I'm nothing like the weakling I was before! Pretty soon I'm gonna be the strongest in the entire Digital World, so what the hell is weak about that?!

And when is it going to stop? Look at you--you have NO ONE. If you're stronger than everyone else, THEN WHAT? What's the POINT?

[He's almost tempted to just disconnect right then and there. But he's nothing if not stupidly stubborn and proud, so he can't bring himself to do it. So continuing to yell it is.]

Ya just don't get it! None of you humans get why being strong's so important! This is exactly why I didn't bother with a partner, like so many of those damn digipets in my world. I don't gotta rely on anyone else to be strong, so who cares if I don't have anyone? I don't need anyone! I'm perfectly fine on my own!

[Never mind that he still went by to look at his old Tamers in secret back in the real world. Never mind that if it weren't for those 'digipets' helping him, he'd be dead now. Never mind that the only reason he's strong now is that he got his power from someone else.

Hypocrisy, thy name is Beelzemon.]

If you don't get the point of bein' the strongest, then you'll never get it, so why bother to explain, huh?! Just mind your own damn business already!

And if you don't get that friendship isn't weakness, you'll never get it either. And I pity you for that.

[...It's that last part that really gets to him.]

Would you just shut up already?! Screw it, I don't have to sit here and listen to your crap!

[He lets out an angry growl and is about to disconnect, but pauses briefly.]

Oh, and if you call me Impmon again, you're dead. It's Beelzemon now!

[Now he disconnects.

...

That went well.]

Heh, the angel is so cute! What is it?

It's a MarineAngemon. And it's not cute, it's annoying! [MarineAngemon looks a little sad at that, aw.] At least the regular ones don't talk all the time.

Exactly! [DemiDevimon nods in agreement while MarineAngemon pouts.] So you just have to keep your mouth shut, you pest!

...But I still like him better than the other one.

No way, it's definitely a lot cuter than the other one. [She gets closer to the camera, drool almost coming from her mouth.] I'll take it, if you don't want it!

Um, I don't think I should leave...

You can have it, that's fine with me.

H-Huh?! I'm not sure I actually can though...

[She's almost reaching for it.]

I'll be even better to you than he was, so just come with me!

I'm really supposed to stay here, though! W-Wah... What should I do?!

Just leave me the hell alone, how 'bout that?

But I'm supposed to guide you!

[...You kind of have to feel for the poor thing, he's sounding pretty distressed.]

[She cocks her head and smiles.]

If he can't find it on his own, he's too stupid to listen, so just come here.

Hey, who d'you think you're calling stupid?

But if I leave, he might do something really bad...

I only said you were stupid if you couldn't stay out of trouble with them there. Are you?

Of course not!

It's not about staying out of trouble! It's just, this fight is a really bad id-

No one asked you, fluffball! Just get outta here already would you?!

Heh. A literal angel and demon on your shoulder? That must be amusing.

More like annoying as hell! They just won't shut up!

We're only trying to help...

I don't care, just stop talking already, geez!

Mine are a little more...complex.

Good and evil? Do not speak as if we are any thing similar to something so simple!

Tch. How dare you call us 'complex'! There is nothing 'complex' about order!

...as you can see.

Sounds like you're havin' just as much of a blast as me over there. Guessing you haven't found a way to make them shut up either, huh?

Not really, no.

Not that he's tried, of course.

He's had more than enough experience of the false chaos of this place to know when to submit to its demands.

Probably wouldn't help if even if ya tried, anyway. Nothing I do seems to work and I've tried lots of times. Even shooting them doesn't shut them up.

Why'd you even wanna do that, huh? Oh sure, the pile of fluff, I can understand! But I'm just givin' good advice here, what's so wrong about that?

[Almost kind of bored, Beelzemon lifts his gun and shoots DemiDevimon without even looking up at him. All it does is blast the talkative little demon 'mon off screen for a moment, before he just flies back.]

Now that was uncalled for!

Indeed. When viruses wish to make us suffer, there is little we can do.

[Both the black hole and the sun look rather smug at this, though the sun mutters something about resisting rules being heroic...which Kaaree ignores, as he does everything else they've been saying.]

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