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It's been about a month now, and I'm this close to kicking Kaitou out. Not just out of the apartment, off Mirinoi entirely. I've had to apologize to the villagers six times this week.

Is there anyone willing to take a time-displaced thief/Kamen Rider who likes to troll everyone around him? Or at least feels a little better about kicking his butt out than I do?

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He sounds like quite the handful.

He is. Normally, I can deal with him, but a month of living with me is too much.

That is more than trouble. If you send him to us, we will shelter him for the time being. However, we will have to transform him into a pony for the time being.

Trust me, he could use some humble pie.

Then we shall bring him to Equestria soon. When shall we come to pick him up?

As soon as possible, to be honest.

We shall be over shortly.

[And there's a flash and curl of smoke as Luna materialized nearby.] Verily, quite a easy trip now.

[It says something that Kendrix doesn't even blink.]

He's all yours. I need to get out of here for a bit.

Very good. We will take him off your hands then.

Thanks. I owe you one.

Good, good. Which direction is he in?

Follow the rioting villagers. You can't miss him. He's wearing a sunflower crown he stole.

I say this knave hath some thrashing to be undertook first.

Yeah. At best, some of the elders think that he's just got severe mental issues and needs gentle counseling.

The rest suggested that I cane him.

[She holds up what looks like a bamboo shaft. Made of solid oak.]

Truly corporal at best. We would see to it that he is properly chastised.

Oh for the love of... He really can't stay out of trouble, can he?

[gdi Kaitou.]

No, he really can't. And it says something when he starts getting on MY nerves.

I can't blame you, he can be truly insufferable. Honestly, I don't know what goes through his mind sometimes.

Maybe I should knock some sense into him...

I really think he could use it. Ponies are a little too kind for him.

I'll get on that, then. He really should know better by now.

I'm sorry you've had to deal with him.

Normally, it'd be all right, but...it's like he's got no filter, sometimes.

...Yes. Yes, that's him alright.

It's exactly that which made me punch him the first two times we met face to face, in fact.

The villagers are egging me on. They sent me a stick to beat him with. I guess until candy comes out.

You're more likely to get treasure instead.

Maybe then, I'd find the work I was supposed to be doing.

Unlucky you.

Why did you invite him to stay with you in the first place?

Because he's my friend and he's helped me out before. I didn't expect him to drive me nuts this fast, though.

I have a lot of friends, but I wouldn't want all of them to live with me.

I'm learning that lesson the hard way.

It's your house. You can kick him out whenever you want.

That's what I'm doing right now. Someone agreed to keep an eye on him so he's not taking stuff, and he's out of my hair now.

He's a thief, too?

Sometimes. Today, a lot of the time.

... Steal it back. You're not a thief if it's your stuff.

That's what I was doing all this week. It was driving me crazy.

Now I know I'm never inviting him to my house.

[Not that she was planning to anyway.]

Good rule of thumb.

Where do you think he's going next? Can he go back to his own world?

Well, right now, he's pretty closely guarded in another world. But for now, I think we might be passing him around from world to world.

So why doesn't he just go back to where he comes from?

Well, it's too dangerous for him to go back to his original world. And he just got in serious trouble in the world he WAS living in after.

Gee, I wonder why.

Oh yeah. There's a story and a half.

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