Impmon (![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png)
pintsizedpyro) wrote in ![[community profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/community.png)
dramadramaduck2014-05-21 07:31 pm
pintsizedpyro) wrote in dramadramaduck2014-05-21 07:31 pm
Entry tags:
Video - Me, Myself, and I
[Did anyone really expect the community to be nice to Beelzemon with all these viruses? Because ah ha ha ha, yeah, like that would ever happen.
So when the video opens, Beelzemon is doing less than great. Mostly due to the fact that he's currently getting the crap kicked out of him.
By... himself? Yeah, there's two of him now.
Because that's not gonna get confusing or anything. Although, to be fair, there are some differences here. One Beelzemon looks the same as always. The other has a slightly lighter color scheme in places, green eyes instead of red eyes, and - most strikingly - large, dark wings.
They're busy fighting it out, but the winged version is definitely winning right now.]
The hell's your problem even?! Aren't ya supposed to be me or somethin'?!
Yeah, and? Trust me, in a few weeks you're gonna be very jealous of me for gettin' to do this!
What the hell is that supposed to mean?!
You just shut your mouth already, I don't wanna hear one more word from you!
[...Well, that sure is. Uh. Something. It says a lot about a person when even their future self hates their guts, though.]
So when the video opens, Beelzemon is doing less than great. Mostly due to the fact that he's currently getting the crap kicked out of him.
By... himself? Yeah, there's two of him now.
Because that's not gonna get confusing or anything. Although, to be fair, there are some differences here. One Beelzemon looks the same as always. The other has a slightly lighter color scheme in places, green eyes instead of red eyes, and - most strikingly - large, dark wings.
They're busy fighting it out, but the winged version is definitely winning right now.]
The hell's your problem even?! Aren't ya supposed to be me or somethin'?!
Yeah, and? Trust me, in a few weeks you're gonna be very jealous of me for gettin' to do this!
What the hell is that supposed to mean?!
You just shut your mouth already, I don't wanna hear one more word from you!
[...Well, that sure is. Uh. Something. It says a lot about a person when even their future self hates their guts, though.]
no subject
[Kirby backs away, scared!
Then another Kirby looks into the feed.
Huh?]
Eeee!
[Oh dear. This Kirby looks dumbfounded more than anything. Yet another Kirby is pressing at the first one's back, and behind him are... ten smaller Kirbies?
It's a mess.]
no subject
...You doin' okay there, Puffball?
[...
No side comment? Barely any hostility? Wow, he really mellows out in the future.]
no subject
The Kirbies calm down just a tad. They look on, curious at this development, except for the dumbfounded Kirby. His face lights up in recognition.]
Ayu.
[This Kirby draws a picture of himself with many other Kirbies around him. It looks as though
ImpmonBeezlemon's got the same thing Kirby has.]no subject
[He gestures to the regular Beelzemon, who is trying to look at the feed, but is just getting pushed away by future!Beelzemon.]
...Dunno how the hell there's that many of you, though, how's that even work? Talk about confusing, geez.
no subject
At least Kirby has accidentally stopped the fight
for now.The ten smaller Kirbies hear the question and quickly wrench the feed and tablet-like device from present!Kirby's grip. They draw a little slideshow detailing what happened.
Present!Kirby gets an annoyed look on his face. There is such a thing as too much information; A Wizard literally Did It would have sufficed.]
no subject
[Future!Beelzemon quite agrees with Kirby. He doesn't need to know all this, geez.]
Least your other selves aren't completely awful. Lucky you.
[He's not bitter at all. Nope. Not him.]
no subject
He rubs his head bashfully, as if to apologize for the horde's behavior. The Kirby that's unsure of himself leans forward quizzically upon hearing Future!Beezlemon finish. He is joined by the tired-looking Kirby.]
no subject
How much d'you know 'bout him at this point? Should be like... [He pauses and thinks for a moment.] ...Yeah, long before everything goes to shit. So I guess not much yet.
But you should've at least figured out who he is, right? Er. We. Whatever.
no subject
Present!Kirby hesitates a little, as if he knows that he's taking a shot in the dark, but he'll draw a picture of Impmon with a question mark next to him.
He hasn't seen Impmon around, after all.]
no subject
[From off-screen, Present!Beelzemon is yelling not to tell 'that damn Puffball' this, but Future!Beelzemon is happily ignoring that.]
1/2
2/2
[Then present!Kirby gets a big smile on his face. So THAT'S where he was all this time! He was wondering.
He shall now draw a picture of Beezlemon finding a duck.]
no subject
...Oh! That supposed to be the community?
no subject
no subject
...Past me doesn't want anyone to know he really is because he's embarrassed about how weak he used to be. Er. We. I. Same thing, whatever!
[From the background, you can hear present!Beelzemon yelling at him to shut the hell up.]
no subject
But that doesn't matter. Now there is a drawing of Impmon and Kirby holdings hands. It's clear that he really didn't care how weak you thought you were; he's still allowed to like you.]
no subject
Trust me, Puffball. Y'don't wanna be friends with me.
no subject
Po?
[Present!Kirby tilts his head to the side quizzically, while the tired Kirby and the nervous Kirby gain a tint of wariness.]
no subject
Especially past me... You stay far away from him!
no subject
Following your advice, he shuts off the feed.]
(OOC: Until next time, on Kirby and his dysfunctional friends!)
no subject
...Is he fighting you 'cause he has wings and you don't?
no subject
Huh, wha? 'Course not! Not that I know why he is fightin' me, but that ain't it!
no subject
...But why does he have wings and you don't?
no subject
I got them by not screwing things up for once, that's how!
...What kinda answer's that supposed to be? I swear, this guy doesn't make any sense at all.
no subject
I want wings too! If I don't screw up, can I get wings too?
no subject
Sure, kid.
[...He's just going to give his future self a Look. Because what even.]
no subject
no subject
no subject
no subject
Why the hell aren't you just using your bike?
Oh. Yeah, 'bout that. Behemoth's wrecked.
WHAT?
[Annnnd past!Beelzemon is getting pushed off-screen again.]
no subject
no subject
no subject
no subject
It's more science-y than magic.
no subject
no subject
Hey, pissant, get off of him!
no subject
What, you got a problem with this? Bastard's got it comin'.
no subject
no subject
no subject
no subject
...
'S a little worse than throwing fireballs at people this time.
[...Huh. Sounds more like something a certain little pest used to do.]
no subject
Throwing...fireballs. Hey... if there's an older you...are there more yous?
[...Or do all Digimon do that?]
no subject
[This is gonna be one awkward explanation.]
...I ever tell you about how Digimon change forms?
no subject
No...change forms how?
no subject
And I'm talking way different.
...They don't even have to look a thing like the old forms, I mean.
no subject
[She sounds a bit sad now. She'd thought she'd lost a friend and...he'd just been hiding from her.]
no subject
The hell do you think you're doing, goin' around telling everyone that, huh? Why don't you mind your own business!
[Future!Beelzemon doesn't even flinch when the present version tries to push him away from the camera. He just holds out his arm cannon and point it at his other self's head.]
You shut up for a second. Don't think I won't fire this.
[...yeah, that shuts him up well enough and he just wanders away from the camera again.]
...Ugh. Uh.
I'm sorry. For lyin' to ya and all that, I mean...
no subject
...Why didn't you?
no subject
[Yeah, there's really no good way of putting this.]
It's 'cause I'm an idiot and I was embarrassed, okay? I just... wanted to pretend the weak me never existed.