Hmmm.

[sexysephysama.livejournal.com]

It seems I was hasty in my judgement on the use of these internets.

I was informed that Kadaj and a ... "Yunalesca" had need to speak to me.

Where might I find them?

By the way Cloud. I saw you earlier. You and I need to talk as well, that much is obvious.

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[shinra-sucks.livejournal.com]

YOU.

You weren't supposed to be here anymore.

((OOC: It's an... interesting story. ^^;))

[sexysephysama.livejournal.com]

Oh, I'm sorry if, as I live and kill again, I am hindering a plan of your making. May I remind you how poorly you executed my last ressurection?

[shinra-sucks.livejournal.com]

But... you went away! I thought you'd gone for good! We did everything that Kaa-san asked us to do!

((OOC: Kadaj, uh, 'got intimate' with Yunalesca. And we have a theory that Yunalesca and Jenova are related. So when Kadaj slept with Yunalesca, he became Sephiroth again. WHICH BROUGHT YOU BACK. XD))

[sexysephysama.livejournal.com]

-chuckles- Kadaj... I don't die that easily.

[[OOC: Holy shit, you've created a canon-induced vaccum of nonsensical WEIRDNESS. How would we go about smoothing out the wrinkles of the whole stupid Kadaj/Sephy thing anyways? XD]]

[shinra-sucks.livejournal.com]

Well, I guess that's good, but... are you still me? Am I you? I don't understand!

((OOC: YES. That is what DDD DOES. XD Maybe sleeping with Yunalesca has infused Sephiroth with enough Jenova/Yunalesca essence to allow him to come back as a separate entity from Kadaj? Also, Kadaj is scared of Sephiroth, and Yunalesca wants your ass. =D))

[sexysephysama.livejournal.com]

For the record, I'm not anyone. You were simply a tool in the whole plot anyways. An avatar. I of course am the messenger of Jenova. And so I shall continue to be. Now, where is this Yunalesca? I think we have some things to talk over.

[shinra-sucks.livejournal.com]

Sephiroth... how can you say that? Kaa-san loved all of us! I know I was brought into existence to prepare for your return, but we all loved Kaa-san with all our hearts! I was not a mere tool!

Huh. Yunalesca's in some crappy place called Farplane. I can't get to her, and she hasn't called for days. She used me so she could have sex with you.

[sexysephysama.livejournal.com]

...Where is Mother, anyways~

Farplane... if I can get a vague idea where that is I could go there myself...

Wouldn't be the first time I've heard someone say that.

[shinra-sucks.livejournal.com]

Don't you remember? She's... dead.

You can travel between worlds? How?

I was saving myself for Kaa-san, but I ended up sleeping with Yunalesca, and it wasn't even ME she wanted. I'm still pissed off at you about that.

[sexysephysama.livejournal.com]

Hmm. She's actually... gone. This is disappointing. Perhaps what I need is my Black Materia...

Saving yourself... for our Mother? Kadaj, I'm afraid even a tyrant such as myself finds that disturbing.

[shinra-sucks.livejournal.com]

Yeah. We all miss her. I'm trying to find Rufus ShinRa so I can kick his fucking head in.

What? I'm devoted to her! I always have been and I always will be! You can't deny that she was beautiful! I love Kaa-san more than anyone ever has or ever will!

[sexysephysama.livejournal.com]

I'd rather like to help you with that~

...Kadaj. Just... -facepalm-

[shinra-sucks.livejournal.com]

Where are you, anyway? If you're not me anymore... if you're not using me to type on this computer, then... where are you?

WHAT? You had a hand in making me, didn't you? You KNEW what would happen!

[sexysephysama.livejournal.com]

I'm in Radiant Garden. You asked me where I learned to teleport...

You see, after I was defeated by Cloud, I lived on in his memories, where he could not let go of the darkness within him. The darkness momentarily overtook him, and I was released unto this universe. I've killed a few people, but now I am where I need to be to search the rest of the cosmos. I gained a few new powers in this universe... When next we see one another, I shall be glad to show you. -maniacal grin-

This is what my new form looks like.

[shinra-sucks.livejournal.com]

I saw you before, when you used me as a conduit... it's like you possessed me. I could see through your eyes, feel what you were doing, but I was powerless to do anything myself... it was the same with Yunalesca.

[sexysephysama.livejournal.com]

I see. Well, that saves time on explanations.

And at last, I have found someone who knows of this 'Farplane'.

[shinra-sucks.livejournal.com]

Sephiroth... what are we going to do now that Kaa-san is dead?

[sexysephysama.livejournal.com]

Live, Kadaj.

You need to go find your own purpose.

I will fulfill Mother's legacy. I shall find a planet worthy and use it to sail the galaxy as a God.

All shall know the suffering of those who live in ignorance.

[shinra-sucks.livejournal.com]

But Kaa-san is my purpose! Take me with you!

[sexysephysama.livejournal.com]

Kadaj... you cannot fly, you cannot summon giant meteors...

You would simply be in the way. And you'd be bored. I don't have a Game Boy for you to use while we drift through endless space all the time.

[shinra-sucks.livejournal.com]

That's not fair! I can jump pretty damn well, and summon monsters...

What? But - what? Sephiroth - we were supposed to sail the Universe together as a family! I wouldn't be in the way! You made me, you can damn well take responsibility for me!

[sexysephysama.livejournal.com]

Agh, fine.

You can come and take over the entirety of existence with me. But no crying. And no more telling people about kaa-san and how beautiful she is! People are getting the wrong idea about you and your brothers. Speaking of which...

...where's Loz? I haven't seen him at all...

[pwns-bitches.livejournal.com]

Nee ~ Onii-chan; why are you still alive? You look like death. And don't flatter yourself that you are death because that's just redundant and lame ... then again ...

[shinra-sucks.livejournal.com]

What do you mean, 'getting the wrong idea'? Why is it wrong?

...we haven't seen Loz, either. We've been looking for him.

[sexysephysama.livejournal.com]

...It's a very long story. Ask your brother.

If you call me lame again, I'll...