Hmmm.

[sexysephysama.livejournal.com]

It seems I was hasty in my judgement on the use of these internets.

I was informed that Kadaj and a ... "Yunalesca" had need to speak to me.

Where might I find them?

By the way Cloud. I saw you earlier. You and I need to talk as well, that much is obvious.

Comments

[shinra-sucks.livejournal.com]

YOU.

You weren't supposed to be here anymore.

((OOC: It's an... interesting story. ^^;))

[sexysephysama.livejournal.com]

Oh, I'm sorry if, as I live and kill again, I am hindering a plan of your making. May I remind you how poorly you executed my last ressurection?

[shinra-sucks.livejournal.com]

But... you went away! I thought you'd gone for good! We did everything that Kaa-san asked us to do!

((OOC: Kadaj, uh, 'got intimate' with Yunalesca. And we have a theory that Yunalesca and Jenova are related. So when Kadaj slept with Yunalesca, he became Sephiroth again. WHICH BROUGHT YOU BACK. XD))

[sexysephysama.livejournal.com]

-chuckles- Kadaj... I don't die that easily.

[[OOC: Holy shit, you've created a canon-induced vaccum of nonsensical WEIRDNESS. How would we go about smoothing out the wrinkles of the whole stupid Kadaj/Sephy thing anyways? XD]]

[shinra-sucks.livejournal.com]

Well, I guess that's good, but... are you still me? Am I you? I don't understand!

((OOC: YES. That is what DDD DOES. XD Maybe sleeping with Yunalesca has infused Sephiroth with enough Jenova/Yunalesca essence to allow him to come back as a separate entity from Kadaj? Also, Kadaj is scared of Sephiroth, and Yunalesca wants your ass. =D))

[sexysephysama.livejournal.com]

For the record, I'm not anyone. You were simply a tool in the whole plot anyways. An avatar. I of course am the messenger of Jenova. And so I shall continue to be. Now, where is this Yunalesca? I think we have some things to talk over.

[pwns-bitches.livejournal.com]

Nee ~ Onii-chan; why are you still alive? You look like death. And don't flatter yourself that you are death because that's just redundant and lame ... then again ...

[sexysephysama.livejournal.com]

...It's a very long story. Ask your brother.

If you call me lame again, I'll...

[pwns-bitches.livejournal.com]

You are my brother.

What? Throw a rock at me? OH IM SO SCARED.

[sexysephysama.livejournal.com]

Your OTHER one.

Yazoo, we have to do something about your attitude. I'm your elder, here.

[pwns-bitches.livejournal.com]

Loz? Nope he's not around. Tell me.

Yeah, you look like it Jii-chan.

[sexysephysama.livejournal.com]

-twitch. twitchtwitch.-

I came back through Cloud's memories and then again through your youngest brother's incestual obsession with our Mother.

Mother is dead, anyways, so I'm going to the Farplane to meet with Yunalesca and discuss taking over a new planet.

If we weren't related, my God would I hurt you.

[the_zackman]

. . . Sephiroth.

[sexysephysama.livejournal.com]

...Zack~

[[Aha, this means I have to go watch Last Order again~~]]

[the_zackman]

I should've figured you'd be back.

((Ha~ Not much backstory, really. Zack's kinda conflicted because while he still thinks Seph's a total bastard for what he did, he can't forget the fact that they were friends before Jenova made him go "apeshit" (in Zack's own words XD). I play Zack het though, so no slash history for them. And here, just for fun.))

[cotume.livejournal.com]

((Ahahahahahaaaa. Normally I wouldn't post anything, due to my lurkage/audience tendancies, but just... thank you. That fic... I don't remember the last time I laughed this hard. Definately bookmarked for future rereading. XD))

[sexysephysama.livejournal.com]

[[I concur, that was hilarious!. God, someone should really write out more of these. There's so much history in FFVII that just needs to be filled. XDDDD]]

[eternaldunce.livejournal.com]

Does this mean you aren't going to try to kill people with your computer anymore?

[sexysephysama.livejournal.com]

...I would if it worked. But it didn't. But I very much wish it did right now.

[eternaldunce.livejournal.com]

Why? Who do you want to kill?

[king-of-rogues.livejournal.com]

Something about guys with silver hair, huh?

[eternaldunce.livejournal.com]

What? Are they all crazy or something?

[king-of-rogues.livejournal.com]

Well Kadaj seems kinda messed up, and that one other guy said something about killing a Rufus Shinra. THIS guy is talking about killing people too, and Ramirez from my world wants to destroy the planet cause he thinks. . .Well. . .I dunno. But he set Nasrad on fire.

[eternaldunce.livejournal.com]

Kadaj is really messed up. I hate that guy!

Someone wants to destroy your whole planet? Are you stopping them?

[notareason.livejournal.com]

...aren't I lucky.