50. new beginning

[ifbymyhands]

Oh, now you let me post. Come on, community. You really had me worried there for a second, you know?

Hey, who all's here? I have a question for you. Have you ever looked yourselves up?

(For those of you who say you shouldn't look yourselves up, live a little.)

What's the absolute weirdest thing you found when you did? Body pillows? Weird pairings? Pants with your face screenprinted on the butt? Inquiring minds want to know!

This is totally not because I'm bitter that I'm the internet's least favourite character in anything ever. Can't even find bad porn half the time.

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[wildmelody]

I found a 100+ page fan doujinshi compilation of my relationship with Kanade till our wedding and beyond.

[ifbymyhands]

They have a lot of time and resources, I guess.

[wildmelody]

It's about 20% smut but it's mostly storytelling. It's actually one of my favorite books.

[ifbymyhands]

Because they really cared about talking about you guys, huh? And I guess it makes sense if you two are actually an item. Not, like, "The adventures of Houjou Hibiki-chan x Some Random Author Self-Insert Named Something Really Stupid and Trying To Be Edgy!".

[wildmelody]

I've seen too many of those. But there's some things that I really liked in that doujin series.

Blaze knockoffs or self-inserts in general?

[ifbymyhands]

Hmm. What else weird have you found? You have a lot of merchandise, right? What about that?

Blaze knockoffs AND Self Inserts

[wildmelody]

I've seen patterned toilet paper I think...

Same diff.

[ifbymyhands]

What, really? That brings a new meaning to "when you pee, think of me". Which was already kind of weird when it was just a student council election slogan people put on signs in the washroom.

Yep

[wildmelody]

Yeah I know, seriously. I don't want faces on my toilet paper.

I think I've also seen slippers too. But those aren't so bad.

[tricksandmischief]

Look yourself up? Do you mean as in within books?

[ifbymyhands]

Sure, that works, but I meant on this. Magical multi-world internet.

[tricksandmischief]

I do not know what you mean.

[He's new. He still thinks he's made contact with just a few people through a book.]

[ifbymyhands]

This! The community's what connects everyone. Just try looking yourself up in it. Put your name in somewhere not the comment section.

[tricksandmischief]

My name? I am fairly sure I already know what some texts will say.

[ifbymyhands]

So you're famous.

[tricksandmischief]

Oh course.

I am Loki. They call me the God of Mischief.

[ifbymyhands]

...So like Eris?

[mightletyouknowme]

I haven't been able to find anything, so I must be different. If the world knew about me, there would be lots of stuff.

[Or, more precisely, everything's name is slightly different in Sena's world than it is in the real world.]

[ifbymyhands]

Or maybe you really are from something, but the community blocks it when you search? That's the fair explanation, or maybe just the bitter one.

[mightletyouknowme]

That would make the most sense, right? There's no way I wouldn't be famous.

[All of merchandise may not be what she would like...]

[ifbymyhands]

Would you really want a coffee mug with your face on it, though?

...Actually, that should exist.

[mightletyouknowme]

It should! Everybody would buy that, right?!

[ifbymyhands]

It probably does exist out there.

[mightletyouknowme]

Heh? Then I want to see it! It's probably beautiful.

[It's horrible, it's really horrible...]

[ifbymyhands]

The Kashiwazaki coffee mug?