[audio] grab bag virus: sunshine, lollipops, and rainbows

[unfinite]

All right, ya pillow-biting tulip heads! [His voice is considerably peeved.] Who among y'pretty-faced sunshine faeries made me talk funny?!

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[material_guy]

There are a lotta good lookin' faces on here.

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[unfinite]

Too bad every chick I meet's a serious bi--URST OF SUNSHINE.

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[material_guy]

[Greed's seen this virus before. He'll let it slide with a snort of a snicker.] That's part of the charm.

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[unfinite]

You got a thing for bursts of sunshine, pal?

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[material_guy]

Usually I'm a smooth liquor kinda guy, but once in a while, somethin' that bites back ain't too bad. It's like that.

[More succinctly, Greed has a thing for just about everything.]

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[unfinite]

[Alcohol metaphors are lost to him, sadly.]

... I don't think sake has teeth.

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[material_guy]

That's that Japanese one, huh? Yer right, not a lotta bite to it... Or maybe I've just had the good shit. Usually it's the cheap bum wines that got that edge to 'em. Any time I hang out in Japan, it's with people who're loaded.

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[unfinite]

......

You somebody important or somethin'?

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[material_guy]

You couldn't tell?

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[unfinite]

... no.

What the heck? You a government pup or somethin'?

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[material_guy]

Nah, but I own some dogs that don't got their government collar no more. Someone who's just a big shot 'cause the government's backin' 'em up ain't a big shot, they're just an idiot on stilts.

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[unfinite]

[Here's some white noise for you. Mugen doesn't know what to say to that mostly because he doesn't really understand it.]

So what're you?

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[material_guy]

Nnnn... Awesome? I guess that's how I'd put it....

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[unfinite]

... that's it?

What the diddle does an awesome guy do?

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[material_guy]

Whatever I want.

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[unfinite]

What if you wanted to eat a lot of food and puke it specifically on a governor?

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[material_guy]

Have to find a governor first but...

[mightletyouknowme]

Eh? Why do you sound so weird?

[unfinite]

You always sound weird, you du--ELIGHTful bubblegum princess.

[mightletyouknowme]

You're almost learning the proper respect, at least. [She grins, tucking a strand of hair behind her ears.] But it's Goddess Kashiwazaki, not Princess.

[unfinite]

[UGH. He hates that this works so well for her. Stupid dumb fuck. It'd only be worth it if he got a boob pic in return, but knowing how much of a prude this one is...]

Ya fiddly-diddly breathtaking creature.

I'm going to freakin' shower you in flower petals, you pretty piece of Heaven.

[mightletyouknowme]

Heh, if you keep it up, I might even rew--

[Men here didn't like the same rewards boys at her school did.] E-eh. Well, at least you're getting it right.

[unfinite]

Rew-what, angel?

[mightletyouknowme]

[It's actually only a reward if Mugen is a masochist. Or really desperate. If he's both, it's actually really good!]

Heh, but you would have to do more than see the obvious. You're just saying what everybody already knows.

[unfinite]

Tch.

You mean I'm s'posed to treat ya like some kinda babe of all babes just for the heck of it?

[mightletyouknowme]

It's only natural to treat a goddess like a goddess.

[unfinite]

Y'know, blondie, I don't even really know what a goddess is.

[mightletyouknowme]

Somebody perfect, like me. I'm beautiful, really smart, and I can do any sport. You won't meet anybody else, so you should be happy you were able to talk to me.

[She probably would do pretty well with a sword.]

[unfinite]

What about baseball?

[mightletyouknowme]

I could probably be really good. I just learn everything fast.