52. lewd memorial

[ifbymyhands]

So, uh. Remember that time last month when we had All The Old Viruses Come Back Week a little early? Well, you may or may not know that I was kiiiiiiind of wasted at the time, thanks to a virus. As in, woke up in a circle of chalk and fake blood for reasons I still don't know.

Well, I just found something at my door. Apparently, the virus wasn't done with me yet. And by that, I mean that I ordered... a thing. An inappropriate thing. That I can't exactly display in my dorm when people are around, especially when "people" means my sister's coming in from out of town.

What do I do with it?

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[of_many_treasures]

Put it on your door.

[ifbymyhands]

It wouldn't be able to go on the door even if that were a half-decent answer!

[of_many_treasures]

Isn't that why you buy things? Or just put it together or something.

[ifbymyhands]

Sister. Besides, Kanna would haunt me!

[of_many_treasures]

So it involves your friend?

[ifbymyhands]

Kind of. Yes.

[of_many_treasures]

Would it still be hilarious if you just put it on display?

[ifbymyhands]

Maybe I should just throw a blanket over it and try not to spend a lot of time in here when Sis shows up...

[of_many_treasures]

There is that. I guess you want to keep it away from family huh.

[ifbymyhands]

Have you seen my sister? Like, ever?

[of_many_treasures]

For the sake of my health, I tend to avoid any and all family members.

[ifbymyhands]

Think "recovering overprotective pseudo-parent". I love her and all, but she'd freak.

[of_many_treasures]

Can you foist it off someone else then?

[ifbymyhands]

I'm looking for ideas that won't make her haunt me for life.

[of_many_treasures]

Really haunt or just metaphorically?

[ifbymyhands]

How do you even metaphorically haunt somebody? If you die and somebody ticks you off, you go down to the world of the living and go around slamming their doors, throwing their stuff out the window, watching them sleep, and basically making their life miserable until they call an exorcist, and I would so deserve it, too.

[of_many_treasures]

You clearly haven't seen Rider Ghosts before.

[ifbymyhands]

Do you do something different when you die, or what?

[of_many_treasures]

We turn into cards. Switches. Medals. Things like that.

[ifbymyhands]

...That just sounds kind of depressing.

[of_many_treasures]

It usually means we're revived shortly afterwards.

[ifbymyhands]

Do you guys never actually die or what?

[of_many_treasures]

Only in very rare occasions.

[ifbymyhands]

Must be nice, probably.

[of_many_treasures]

It's really not that great though.

[ifbymyhands]

If someone died, you'd obviously want to fix it.

[of_many_treasures]

Yeah, but endlessly reviving? It's not as great as one thinks.

[ifbymyhands]

Why not? There's a lot worse out there.

[of_many_treasures]

I know, but sometimes being just summoned out of nowhere would be disorienting.

[ifbymyhands]

I don't know.

[wayoutsidethebox]

How inappropriate are we talking?

[ifbymyhands]

It's, uh, very naked.

[wayoutsidethebox]

Do you want it? If not, trash it.

[ifbymyhands]

I can't throw my best friend out, even if she is butt naked and 1/8 scale! The real one would haunt me for life and I owe her way too much as it is.