Drunk Pictures

[of_many_treasures]

I am certain we were drunk when we took these.

I have no proof however.

Comments

[yes_im_kawaii]

I thought that was just normal.

[of_many_treasures]

It's probably normal. I just have no idea where these pictures came from. On my iphone.

[yes_im_kawaii]

Maybe you left it here. I mean, if I found it, I would have taken a bunch of pictures. They'd all be of food, though. Or stuff I built. Or Nekotari.

[of_many_treasures]

Possibly. I was between worlds for a while.

[yes_im_kawaii]

You're always between worlds. Do you even actually live anywhere?

[of_many_treasures]

Not really. I haven't settled the issues back home to go there. I mostly live on the go.

[yes_im_kawaii]

So you're like a hobo! Or you're actually a hobo. Wait, hobos work when they move around, right? What's the thing where you don't?

[of_many_treasures]

Living at home.

And yes, I am kind of a hobo.

[yes_im_kawaii]

But when you don't have a home and you move around but you don't fix people's fences and stuff, you just go around and have fun. That thing. What's that?

[of_many_treasures]

Hmm, honestly I don't know.

[yes_im_kawaii]

Weird.

[A few minutes later, he might notice a bunch more photos being sent to his phone. All of Nekotari climbing things, eating from its enetron dish, batting at curtains, and generally being a cat.]

[of_many_treasures]

Nice cat. You must have learned a lot to build it.

[yes_im_kawaii]

Jin built Nekotari when he was drunk after that party for American Thanksgiving gave him a body and he went around Akihabara afterwards. But I can totally build things!

[this is going to end up with Makoto trying to build some monstrosity to look cool, isn't it]

[of_many_treasures]

That explains it. He would build you a robot cat.

[Yes it is.]

[yes_im_kawaii]

I can build stuff too! I learn stuff. In science. Besides, you said I had to steal stuff to be a hero and I stole Commander Boring's tie, so I can do anything.

[of_many_treasures]

I did say that. Try stealing something like Usada. Hide him in a broom closet.

[yes_im_kawaii]

Why would I do that? He's gonna complain, and it wouldn't even be useful.

[of_many_treasures]

With Usada you can drive Yoko's megazord.

[yes_im_kawaii]

I guess... Okay! I'm gonna try that!

[And yet another ill-advised adventure occurs.]

[embersandashes]

I've seen stranger.

[video, in front of smoldering ruins]

[boostup4beetbuster]

I was sober. You were the drunk one.

You've got an amazingly steady hand with the camera when drunk off your ass.