54. salacious history

[ifbymyhands]

I spent at least fifteen minutes trying to think of what new game to post. Maybe Hot or Not or one of those anonymous memes or something. But then I figured, you know what, I should probably post something else for once.

So, tell me about your love lives!

No, wait, that's not dramatic enough.

LOVE-LOVE GOSSIP CORNER WITH KANO-RIN

That's better.

Your past loves, your current loves, your hopeless crushes, the rumours you can never seem to quiet, and those really, really embarrassing viruses! Love is the heart of this community, you know! Probably. Maybe. Okay, I just made that up right now and I doubt any of you believed it. But it would be fun, right?

Tell Kano-rin everything.

Comments

[tricksandmischief]

What if there never has been any love?

[ifbymyhands]

You mean like you have really bad luck?

[boostup4beetbuster]

...Have I mentioned the fact that I might or might not have a kid?

[ifbymyhands]

You'd think that would be something you knew.

[boostup4beetbuster]

The mom never told me if was mine or not.

[material_guy]

Come to think of it, I ain't got a team to even root for here lately. Who's still got someone they're hot for around here?

'sides everyone knowin' Cashy's hot and wantin' a piece.

[ifbymyhands]

Sounds like you have a story there.

[ifbymyhands]

That just means we need more people, though.

[boostup4beetbuster]

Yeah, but how many people are going to be interested in buying it?

[ifbymyhands]

TV dramas are popular.

[boostup4beetbuster]

Yeah, but I dunno if I could get much in the way of ratings off us. There's a surprising lack of sexual tension, no matter how much I hit on everyone.

[ifbymyhands]

Well, has anyone you know ever died, except not really?

[boostup4beetbuster]

...Do I count, my body being trapped in a rapidly deteriorating other dimension?

[ifbymyhands]

I guess so. And there's probably a bunch of random drama in your life, since you're here and this place only takes interesting stories.

[boostup4beetbuster]

...Why DON'T we just hack the community into airing this stuff on TV?

[ifbymyhands]

Because some of us aren't as open with the stuff we went through? Even if the whole community knows.

[boostup4beetbuster]

Right, right. I keep forgetting some people are camera shy.

[ifbymyhands]

...Or something like that, yeah.

[boostup4beetbuster]

...Anyone here live-tweet the community or anything? Some kind of meta social media movement?

[ifbymyhands]

Think it'd work?

[boostup4beetbuster]

Dunno. I feel like we should be making money off of this somehow, but I'm not entirely sure how we can monetize that. Unless we sell merchandise based off it.

[ifbymyhands]

Didn't we just have a merchandise virus anyway?

[tricksandmischief]

Perhaps.

Or perhaps there is no such thing.

[ifbymyhands]

I think it's real, just some people have better chances than others at it.

[tricksandmischief]

Some of us are seen.